Use Somebody

On American Idols and Goodbyes

2010-05-27T18:05:00.000-07:00

That dude won American Idol! WTH? Crystal Bowersox can definitely sing FAR FAR BETTER than him. Silly americans only vote based on looks and not talents huh! I'm sure Crystal will fare better than the dude, MUCH BETTER! Just wait till their albums come out...

Seeing this! Makes me realized that sometime...I just gotta move on.
From the things that I cherished,
From the people that I used to loved,
From things that I have lost,
From my friends,
From nostalgias...

I'm not good at doing all that. But I have to move along and not hold on to history.
Cherish today and look forward to tomorrow. And grow up!

So this is goodbye to...

My first ever teddy bear, Mr Bear. He's brown and he has dark eyes and red ribbon on his neck.

The good old days of joining the 37th Kerian Scout Troop. All the campings, and campfires, and awesome training camps. Oh memories!

Some of my bestest friends that I have the honors to make and had a lot of fun hanging out with. Guess chit-chatting at Mamak Stalls is not really our things anymore huh... And hence we drifted further apart due to our other commitments!

The Skinny Jerry. And then the Chubby Jerry. A guy gotta exercise to stay fit and healthy.

Also to the lazy and constantly procastinating part of me. I can do "Better Late Than Never" anymore. I need to evolve and do "Better Now Then Late" starting from NOW. There's never gonna be NEVER in my book. I need to JUST DO IT!

To some of my friends, who showed their true selves and turned out to be very bad for me. I have to be strict and brutal here. Buang Yang Keruh, Ambil Yang Jernih.

Finally, I have to say goodbye to the respects and admirations that I had for some people too. I hope that they will know soon that it's bad and irresponsible to be selfish and lazy, to not keep promises, to be overbearingly dependent, to have selective hearing, to be a marginalist, to reply messages with laconic mono-syllabic terms, to not open up, to not communicate, to judge a book by its cover, and to assume that I'm their charity case.

So long. Goodbye. Breakaway.

Friends 2.0

2010-05-10T03:55:00.000-07:00

"You're a brutally cruel person when it comes to deciding who's your friend." I get that a lot from all my friends.

Truth is... I don't like to make new friends. Hate making the effort to look for new friends. Hate trying to get a conversation moving. Hate to make the first move to make friends. Hate to repeat the whole process over again...

Most importantly, i like to keep my friends exclusive. Don't really care about strangers but i will cross the ocean and get dirty to help and support my friends. Seriously! I honestly believe that any friendship made is like a bond between humans. It's a sacred bond, and both sides should never ever even think of ruining it.

I think i make a solid A- as friends. I listen. I care. I help anywhere I can. I share. I gossip. I bitch. And i'm capable of telling my friends that they suck, when they really suck! Sorry, can't ruin the sacred bond with dishonesty, right?

But i personally think that the "brutally cruel" part has to come in somehow... When i'm discontinuing a friendship after some supercillious fools decided to break the sacred bond.

How? Not accepting me as a full package by only liking my good parts. Betraying my trust. Try to prevent me from making new friends. Held me down.

How i deal with these? I cut them out completely. End of the story.

Hey! But i'm not completely heartless! I will consider (don't be too hopeful. i'm just considering..) to rebond for those that have balls to apologize and admit that they screwed up.

Recent events have make me decide to repeat the process of making new friends. I'm OCD, so i believe in keeping the exclusive quota that is my number of friends - Cut the number down when it gets to much, get the number up to replace the fallens.

Lady Antebellum - Need You Now

2010-05-02T21:41:00.000-07:00

P/S: THIS SONG IS AWESOME!!!!!

Picture perfect memories
Scattered all around the floor
Reaching for the phone 'cos
I can't fight it anymore

And i wonder if i ever crossed your mind
For me it happens all the time

It's a quarter after one
I'm all alone
And i need you now
Said i wouldn't call but
I lost all control
And i need you now

And i don't know how
I can do without
I just need you now

Another shot of whiskey
Can't stop looking at the door
Wishing you come sweeping
Like the way you did before

And i wonder if i ever crossed your mind
For me it happens all the time

It's a quarter after one
I'm a little drunk
And i need you now
Said i won't call but
I lost all control
And i need you now

And i don't know how
I can do without
I just need you now

Guess i rather hurt than feel nothing at all

It's a quarter after one
I'm all alone
And i need you now
And i said i wouldn't call
But i'm a little drunk
And i need you now

And i don't know how
I can do without
I just need you now

I just need you now...

Oww baby i need you now...

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Chubbily-Skinnily Duckling

2010-04-11T06:35:00.000-07:00

In the begining, there were two types of people. Those that gain weight quickly due to low metabolism rate; and those who can't seem to gain weight due to high metabolism rate.

The low-met worked very hard to stay slim. They did all sorts of diets... They exercised and ran like there's not tomorrow... Heck! They even counted how many spoonfuls of rice they get to have per day!

The high-met, unsurprisingly, worked very hard to gain weight. They ate like there would be no foods left tomorrow... They even tried the weight gaining powders... When they saw that the above methods failed, they just ate, slept and ate some more!

Life was depressing for both types of people... And some (or should I say a majority of them) found solace in each others' predicament and that's when everything fell apart...

They fell in love. Then they got married. And they made babies... Babies with weird metabolism...

Various weird babies were made... Especially babies with different metabolic rates on different parts of their bodies... Like one with low metabolism on his face but high metabolism on all other parts of his body from the neck down...

He was so saddened due to his chubby face and slim body... Others laughed and teased him... He was the "Chubbily-Skinnily Duckling!"

But he was determined to make them stop... He was not gonna let them win with their insensitive teasing and laughing!

So he started eating lots of red meat (because they contain high amounts of proteins) and exercising consistently to help him build muscle, and he started chewing gums, singing (only when he's alone or in the shower) and talking and making new friends to help him to slim his face down.

And it worked! Now he has an awesomely handsome face and healthy and toned body! And he's having the last laugh over those that used to laughed at him! Ha ha ha =)

=THE END=

Cruella

2010-03-23T20:40:00.000-07:00

Cruella Cruella
She thinks she's Cinderella
But she's uglier than the ugliest umbrella

Cruella Cruella
She thinks she's the best of the best
But she's sucking at being the last of the rest

Cruella Cruella
She thinks she's honest and real
But she's just a hypocritically bitchy seal

Cruella Cruella
She said she's not judging
But she's judging every thing and person on every breath she's breathing

Cruella Cruella
She thinks she's funny and cool
But she's nothing but a messed-up fool

Cruella Cruella
You're not one of my fellas
You're just uglier than the ugliest umbrella

Mr Me

2010-03-13T00:57:00.000-08:00

These things i write
Are not exactly true
When i write, i write
Reality and fictions too

If you are wise
You will see through
The truths and lies
You will get through

Inspirations come
Whenever i'm down
And i'll be calm
when i'm out of town

Into the woods
Across the rivers
Enjoying single-hood
Sometimes the shivers

Because i'm single
I'm always available
Ready to mingle
Not always attainable

Sober

2010-03-12T04:56:00.000-08:00

I'm drunk with your love-spell,
It's contagious and tasteless,
There's no saving since i fell,
Your vortex is bottomless.

There's no contact since you left,
You said we can only be friends,
So i'm stucked with nothing left,
Because i wanted to be more than your friend.

I've been mopping myself around,
Frustrated and saddened by your love-spell,
So i'm trying to turn myself around,
Away from you and your love-spell.

I will be sober sooner or later,
I will get back some happiness,
Let's hope i can feel better,
When your spell turns into emptiness.

vampire

2010-03-12T04:37:00.000-08:00

if i'm a vampire,
i'll be your desire.
you can't stop my fire,
from making you perspire.

if i'm a vampire,
i'll make you surrender,
to all my orders,
or you will suffer.

if i'm a vampire,
you'll be my lover,
forever and ever,
submitted to my power.

if i'm a vampire,
i will be your maker.
we'll be perfect lovers,
for each other.

i'm not a vampire,
so i will suffer.
we can't be lovers,
forever never after.

Vanity is a "HE"

2010-02-27T20:05:00.000-08:00

As the title indicated, this is a vain post dedicated to yours truly. So, if you can't tolerate the level of narcissism (which is uber-ordinarily high!) you should just click something else right now.

I felt like it's been eternity since i last critiqued the absolute awesomeness that is ME. don't get me wrong, I am uber-lutely sure that I am AWESOME. It's just that I have to evaluate my awesomeness to see if there's any room for improvement. So here goes... Top-down...

My awesome hair has gotten longer and even more awesome.... Now I can style it spiky, puffy, wavy and even comb it nicely... I'm thinking of dying my naturally brown hair blond... Hahaha... I kid... I kid...

After taking some groundnuts cookies during CNY, i have learnt my lesson - No nuts cos nuts will give me pimples outbreaks. Now, the precious face of yours truly is even more smooth, firm and fair... Thanks to ample times invested on facial treatment, scrubbing and cleansing... Amen.

As for my body, it turned into a total stranger after the festivities that was CNY. Was following a rather tight tummy lost regime... Consisting of running, swimming, more running and skipping dinner and also not eating carbs... Beauty is definitely pain and after much suffering for the past few days... I'm proud to say that I've gained back my V-shaped figure. Yay yay yay!

My legs... one wish - get longer. And two words - Sexy hairs. Nuff said...

Thanks for not throwing out. Have a nice day.

Aiya... Aiyeh...

2010-02-26T19:00:00.000-08:00

Was running around my school. Exercise running, not doing errands running. Was feeling absolutely awesome because i got to let off some steams and just enjoy the freedom of running in the dark. was very exhilarating because my imagination sometimes made me thinks that there are shadows following me in the dark, so i would run faster. The longer i run, the happier i became. There's something in the air at nights that makes me feel ever so fresh and exciting! Fairy dust!

Down the stairs into the fields across the roundabout passing the mosque enter the faculties up the hills i ran. When i was about to collapsed and lactic acids were building up to their threshold in my every muscles, i headed back to my dorm. Satisfied and exhausted. Time for a long and cold shower. Then i would rest a very long rest.

Turning the tap but nothing came out.

Aiya... Aiyeh...

No water......

Still Taking Ang Paus, Thank You for Gambling

2010-02-23T20:45:00.000-08:00

It's a popular tradition for chinese folks to give and receives "Ang Paus" or pocket money during the chinese new year celebration. Usually, those who gives ang paus would give willingly and happily if they have many children, like the couples in "Cheaper by the Dozen". But those with no child / one child / two childrens would be rather depressed because they will burn a hole in their pockets, because they don't have enough children to ''Breakeven". The happiest person in the whole wide world (well, at least in my household...) is not the children though... It's actually the adult and single / unmarried folks. Why? Children get standard rate ang paus ranging from RM2 to RM 20. But the singles actually get ang paus ranging from RM2 to RM 200, and the ang paus with more than RM50 inside are the majority.

So at least one of the singles would of course be very happy because he can then give his pocket money back to his folks and also donates some to charity.

It's also a very popular but unspoken tradition for chinese folks to gamble during chinese new year celebration. There are two types of gambling (well, at least in my household...), You get folks who drove all the way from Northern Penisular Malaysia to Genting Highland, and Sentosa Island just starting from this year. They didn't go there for the views or for the theme park rides. They were on a mission to be more properous and accumulate more fortune. These are serious gamblers who occasionally praise the handlers in the casinos when they won, and definitely curse and acold the handlers in the same casinos when they lose. But my dear friend who works in a casino (as the handler who always definitely get cursing and scolding from losing gamblers... Unfortunately) said that everything boils down to control...i.e. WHEN TO STOP GAMBLING... AND WALK AWAY... Gamblers on a losing streak are not exactly having excruciatingly depressive bad lucks, they lack the CONTROL and always think way too positively in terms of winning their losses back...

And i quote my friend : "Thank you for gambling in ???? Casino. We hope that you get more and more optimistic whenever you lose your money so that we can get you to lose more money when you are on your losing streak. Just don't curse and scold me due to your lack of CONTROL." End quote.

Another type of gambling is with your family (parents, relatives, cousins, friends too if you're close enough). I personally like this type because it's not exactly gambling per says since you're chatting and catching up with your fellow gamblers most of the time. Your mind is not focusing on winning, but rather just to chillax with those close to you. I was goofing around BIG-TIME impersonating different personalities / celebrities with my folks. I didn't even feel bad losing because i only lost RM50 but the jokes, stories and times i get with my folks were just priceless...

Of course my cousins (who learnt the art and different games of gambling from me when they were young) were always happy to win my money and of course they thanked me for gambling and losing to them...

You annoyed me...

2010-02-10T19:57:00.000-08:00

Dear people who annoyed the hell out of me recently,

1) You're not a God. You're not a saint. You're not Mother fricking Theresa! Stop mothering and intefering with your independent juniors in the debating society. They have brains that function pretty well. Frankly speaking their brain are much more intelligent that yours when it comes to decision-making. When they are not following your 'orders', that's because they thought it's totally stupid and irrelevant. They just don't want to hurt your fragile little heart because they don't want to waste their time to console you when you start crying. That's why they don't tell you that they actually hate you. So go get a life outside debating and stop nagging and pestering your juniors.

2) Not everything is about you! Get that?! People can survive and train without you in debating. People still can eat and chat merrily without your always-focus-on-the-negative-and-very-annoying presence. Heck! people actually have more fun when you're not around them. Life can goes on without you. If you think that you are an important person in everybody's life, you seriously need to reconsider, Honey. i just happens to know a lot of people who are very irritated by your constant, silly, unreasonable and childish tantrums. They don't even want to hear or see you anymore. So please stop making everything about you, unless you want to annoy more people away from you.

3) Silly biatch! why must i sigh a fucking form when i have a fucking official letter with me? Does the form makes you work your heavy ass faster? No! Since when did you came up with this shiteous fucked-up system that makes you grow fatter? Since forever! I fucking hate you silly biatch and i hope that you'll get fired from your job. Thanks for wasting my time and delaying my salary.

4) Gosh! stop being an ass-holes and move on. Your parent gave birth to you so that you can at least have a decent life. so you seriously needs to fucking move on, away from her.... It's not gonna happen... There are other girls out there who's far more low-maintanance and much less silly than her... Remember - Not happening... MOVE ON!!!

5) I'm not your mother, I'm not your fucking boyfriend. You need to realize that seriously i have more important things to worry about (like whether i get to eat for the coming weeks without my salary, whether i can complete my master degree in time, or even whether i get to find LOVE before i die!) that your bowel movement or whether you want to meet up with a person that actually hates you for lunch or not! Don't waste my time and energy...

6) It's not happening between us. I don't want you back. You are too psychotic and annoying to be with. Gosh! You literally suck out all my positive energy with your crazy, envious and bitchy attics... I'm too good for you, I'm way out of your reach. So stop texting and pestering me to meet up with you. stop nagging me to give you a second chance. You sounded so cheap...

Happy New Year! May you live a better life and stop annoying me...

Best regards,
Jerry

Debating in BM and Personal Glory...

2010-02-05T23:37:00.000-08:00

Last night, we had an awesome debate with the team from INTEC.. IN Bahasa Malaysia!!! And i was in the team representing my college. I was so nervous and excited when we were prepping for the match. It's been a long looonnngg time since i last debated in Bahasa Malaysia. I even practised in front of the bathroom mirror (That's the bigger mirror i can get... With full-view of my entire upper body... So i'm not complaining!) and i sounded so weird trying to speak Bahasa baku... I even laughed at myself because i was practically stunned.

Good thing i had a very strong team, consisting of Iejan (my absolutely wise and witty team-mate back when we were joining BM debate in our first year) and Hidir + Jija (our equally wise and hardworking juniors). We helped each other with our points and argumentation and all was great because we were just so in-tuned with each other. Really enjoy working in an awesome team with smooth, effective dynamic.

We were up against so smart-alecs from INTEC, they came late... Booo Hooo... And they were unprepared. We absolutely kicked their sorry asses during the match. Iejan was being his usual whimsical and yet commanding self. Hidir was calm and collected as the second speaker thanks to Jija helping him to come up with his speech. And i was really sarcastic and mean as the whip speaker. i practically whipped the sweats out of the INTEC speakers... (cue evil grin....)

By the end of the match, they were looking so defeated and we were just happy that we gave our best performance despite not debating for so long already. Unfortunately, we lost to INTEC because we made the mistake of rejecting their case although we could've just accepted and attacked them straight-up. It was a lost with small margin, but we had so much fun.

I was even named as the best fricking speaker in the match... Seriously! I was caught by suprise by that announcement. This means a lot to me because when i started public speaking in primary school, i started with BM... So nostalgic and magical...

We invited them back for rematch and i'm sure we gonna kick their asses even more strongly the next time they come... Revenge needs to be seek, Justice needs to be served...

Till the next post then...

Good day! Good day!

2010-02-04T04:27:00.000-08:00

i have to thank the monkeys that came into my room this morning. The woke me up with their cookies eating gathering. If it was not for them, i would've been late for my appointment in Damansara. Of course they got their rewards... Some packages of cookies and my oranges... Gotta get new cookies and oranges now...

i'm so happy today. We finally got the clearance from the treasury department to use the remaining of our project funding. We also got our funding from our fund provider. Now we have more than enough funding to ensure full-speed ahead for our research. This means me getting my Master degree sooner than planned. Yay!!!

On a more personal note, i was working very hard few months ago on a student exchange trip to Australia. Canberra to be more precise, at the Australian National University. Today i got to know that my generous school is giving my team more than enough funding for our little study trip Down Under. This is totally awesome because i get to go visit my friends, cousin and aunt too after our trip to ANU. It's been a long time since i last saw then. i really miss them all.

i'm well from my tonsilitis too, finally... Was taking it easy with what i ate during the past few days. But today i let loose after i was 100% sure that my throat and my stomach can handle the situation! StarBucks' Caramel Machiato was the first up. Followed by one carton of Dutch Lady Low Fat Milk plus half a package of large Kellogg's Frosties. Lunch was Egg noodles with curry and Beef Lasagna. (P/S: Was running around, hence the high calories... Then again, I have very high metabolic rate... Kudos to that!)

Gearing up for dinner now. Was keeping my stomach empty for the Chinese New Year celebration dinner in my dorm.... Hope i get to eat delicious foods...

Jeg savner deg...

What i wanted to said...

2010-01-30T22:45:00.000-08:00

You made me felt safety...
whenever i look at you
You made me felt hypnotized...
with your beautiful eyes
You made me felt secured...
because you're a comfort zone
You made me felt hopeful...
that emotional connection is possible
You made me felt connected...
it's like we've known each other since forever
You made me felt suprized...
it's impossiblly rare to share so much in common
You made me felt relaxed...
i can go on talking with you
You made me felt calmness...
the world stops when i'm with you
You made me felt greedy...
i can never get enough of you
You made me felt flabbergasted...
that falling for someone is so easy
You made me felt conflicted...
i've been trying and failling to not fall for you

You make me feel love...
i'm happy that we are friends because i think i love you

Sickness Became Me

2010-01-28T19:05:00.000-08:00

Been down since this Monday. Damn! I should take better care of myself. Eat healthier foods, go exercise and follow a more structured sleeping rountine. But of course, I did not. So now I'm still suffering (Seriously! SUFFFEEEERRINNG!) from crazy fever and depresive Tonsilitis.

I confirmed the fact that I'm super moody, cranky and magnificently un-productive when I'm sick. I've been laying on bed whenever I got the chance too since Monday. Lost some weight too. Swallowing anything has been like shoving stones and pebbles down my throat. Excruciatingly painful to bear, effingly annoying to wait for this to stop. (War Cry to my throat: You will not get me! Hell ya I'm gonna drink chilled yogurt drinks and stop eating solid foods!)

Nothing much I could do, or rather I wanted to do these past few days. Highlight of my days (well, at least for these few days...) is reading 'Map of the Invisible World' by Tash Aw. Oh! I thank him for his smooth story telling. Really soothened my pain.

I don't like it when people start bombarding me with calls EVERYTIME I'm sick! Especially those who called and ignored the fact that I'm literally speechless and continued with their noise pollution! Heck! I can't even stand lullaby being played at low volume! Do you really think I was listening to your stupid emo-babbling about breaking up with your boyfriend?

So please put down your end of the phone nicely and switch to texting me when I'm telling you that I'm sick. Don't be a bitch because I'm gonna be wasting your phone credit by putting my phone somewhere (far)away from my hearing...

Dear God! Please heal me... I'm withering into non-existence and I'm sad that I can't work (and play). Thank You for Your kind and always generous TLC. Amen.

i rather...

2010-01-19T02:18:00.000-08:00

To A, K, WS, J, J, FS, and LP

i rather let you hate me,
than keeping the brutal truth from you.
i rather let you learn from your mistake,
than constantly correcting you.
i rather stay by your side,
than going away from you.
i rather talk to you in person,
than typing this and thinking about you.
i rather hug and kiss you,
than looking at the picture of you.
i rather wait for you to find out,
than telling you i have always love you.
i rather be sad and lonely without you,
than spending my time with anyone but you.

i hope you know all this, but it's impossible...
you don't know me, and you never will...

When are you coming???

2010-01-13T00:55:00.000-08:00

I need time...
I need space...
I need energy...
I need passion...
I need bravery...
I need certainty...
I need my soul...
I need my time...
I need my love...

When are you coming???

Bummed...

2010-01-13T00:30:00.000-08:00

There's this author named Neil Gaiman,
Whose stories are enjoyed by this man;
This man got himself almost all his books,
He swore to get them all, by hooks or by crooks;
"Smokes and Mirrors" was picked up one day,
This man was planning to read it in a day;
But then this man suddenly realised,
That the stories inside were full of suprises;
A hidden story as undelivered wedding gift,
A chopped arm as Mr Fox's death gift;
A stack of tarots about vampires,
Another stack of tarots owned by a sorceress;
There are many more suprises in store,
Which scare this man's friends even more;
Right now this man is feeling bummed,
Because he is not feeling calm;
This man wonders when he will,
Get his wild imagination to be still;
A warnng for all you scaredy cats out there,
Before you read Neil Gaiman you should put your imagination in "Neverwhere".

Poker Face

2010-01-05T03:41:00.000-08:00

I won't tell you that I love youKiss or hug youCause I'm bluffin' with my muffinI'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunningJust like a chick in the casinoTake your bank before I pay you outI promise this, promise thisCheck this hand cause I'm marvelous

Wednesday = Beautiful Day

2009-12-31T06:36:00.000-08:00

Wednesday, 30th December 2009...
HAPPY.SUNNY.BEAUTIFUL

I woke up late actually at 830am. I was burning the midnight oil putting the finishing touches on the AWESOME Interim Report for my research. Words can't explain HOW GLAD and SERENE i felt after completing this gruesome report. But I DID IT! Yay yay yay!

Was supposed to show it to my supervisor (btw, she's elegance personified) at 815am but when i rushed to her office in Milo she was just arriving... Smooth... Of course she was satisfied with my report so off she sent me to give it to our dearly research fund provider in damansara.

I dropped off my laundry, chatted with the all-so-sweet Akak working there. Then it was just me, Milo and the sunny morning... Felt so calm and relaxed, fresh air all around us and the sunbeams are jussssstttt right....

Droved to the awesome UKM-only carpark near the KTM station and left Milo there with my matric card on display (I don't want them to clamp Milo up.... Would be devastating for me and him) and i stroll to the station with my new favorite song - "Two is better than One" by Boys like Girl & Taylor Swift (P/S: Taylor, I LOVE YOU!)

In the train i found myself a very nice seat... And I saw a beautiful looking guy! He literally has 60% of his chiselled face covered by his facial hair but he was so awesomely well-groomed. I seriously don't realize that I have a thing for Hairy up until that moment. Hahaha... I couldn't take my eyes off him...

We went down at the same station (KL Sentral) and we seperated. i went to wait for my rapidkl bus downstairs and i kept finding beautiful peoples... There was this cute, excited little boy on his first bus ride in my bus... A very kind and motherly cleaner aunty who helped me to scanned (using her employee card) open the door to the toilet at the company of our research fund provider... And a very cute tourist girl with her grey short and faded green Cookies Monster T-shirt... wonderful day indeed...

The rapidkl bus on my way back was new!!! Very comfy seats and the journey took us to Lorong Maarof, with nice houses and even nicer cars!!! I saw my dream cars - an indigo HONDA ACCORD and a metallic earth-gold TOYOTA CAMBRY. Precious... The palm trees along the lorong also grew taller and bigger, which made them look even nicer... I'm happy...

i went to the gym too, after like forever... The gym has changed from California Fitness to Celebrity Fitness and they added a private personal training area. i ran (all the while listening to my favorite song), i lifted weights and finally i swam...... It's magical how you get to feel so liberating and free when you are in the water!!! Make me wanna stay in the water for as long as i can...Like a Merman....Hahaha

Afterward, i went to order Monterey Chicken - Chillis To Go... Shopped for the life-saving (blood-conservating) mozzies repellent and i got back to UKM.

I felt happy, healthy and sunny for once in a very long time on Wednesday. i hope everyday will be happy, healthy and sunny in the future...

P/S: Told'ya that i won't write about you... Thanks for your kiss... feel free to read the other entries but beware...I'm not as bright and sunny as you think i am... More to dark and twisted...

Nicholas was... (BY THE AWESOMELY TALENTED...AND SADISTICALLY SARCASTIC NEIL GAIMAN)

2009-12-23T04:51:00.000-08:00

older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.

The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.

Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.

He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.

Ho.

Ho.

Ho.

Four Awesome Tips on Buying CDs

2009-12-23T04:29:00.000-08:00

1. Don't buy the first edition CD. There will always be a special/duluxe/limited/extended edition with more songs and videos and freebies for a particular album...

2. Don't buy CDs in shops specialized in selling CDs. They always butcher you (and me) with sky-high price-tags. Get your CDs from bookstores... Borders is my favorite place cos they have discounted CDs...ALL.THE.TIME.

3. If you want to buy CDs from hip and awesome artists (i.e. Linkin Park, AAR, Lady GaGa, and anyone or band or group that includes curse words in their albums) don't get the CDs in Malaysia or try getting the imported CDs. The idiotic, silly, stoooopid, trigger-friendly and psychologically unstable minions in the censorship board would censored most of the lyrics (just like what you get from the local radio stations). Hence, you will feel cheated and darn unsatisfied with your CDs.

4. Only buy the CDs from artists that deserve your money... Don't buy CDs for the sake of collecting them because you have been getting the CDs from the same artist/group/band since forever... The musics tend or most of the time will turn sucky, especially when someone decided to change the direction of their creativity or someone left a group/band.

The Need to Escape

2009-12-02T08:53:00.000-08:00

Life has been very busy lately...

Busy waiting for people to give me the green light to finish my assignments;

Busy getting frustrated with myself because I was kept waiting for so long;

Busy finishing my other assignments before their deadlines;

Busy with debate training and selection process;
Busy talking and discussing with walls;

Busy avoiding people i don't want to meet;

Busy avoiding my past who is haunting me now;

Busy taking up responsibilities when i shouldn't have;

Busy tellling everyone it's gonna be OK;

Busy trying to get un-busy... To no avail...

Feels like I can't breathe most of the time...

When I feel like I can, I'm constantly worrying that I will run out of air to breathe...

My favorite song now is Dido's 'Sand in My Shoes'...

At least it gives me a false and temporary sense of freedom when i'm listening to it...

I would be good if I can escape from everything and everybody now...

Wish i can just hit "Pause" right here and right now...

For as long as I desire...

Because I want to be anywhere but here...

On Presentation Slides

2009-11-23T01:20:00.000-08:00

There was this one time no too long ago in UKM... I was forced to help one of my idiotic, lazy and irresponsible juniors to to her program proposals. After awesomely completed her proposels, I realised that we would have to present them to the school authorities to get the approval aka MONETARY FUNDING. I was too tired of using my brain juice to help her by then. Thinking that she must not be that stoooppiid... I let her do the presentation slides and was planning to let her present the proposals...

Then.... Mother of all horror!!!! She had to screw up the slides and she had to had a panic attack (due to her lack of preparation) while we were waiting in line. OMG!!!!

Goodness gracious! Our presentation slot were postponed. Not because of her, but because the school authorities grew tired of listening to useless, lame proposals.

So I took the liberty of helping her (again) to redo the presentation slides. And since she bailed and took her silly ass back to her hometown and also avoided me by refusing to answer my calls, I also presented the presentation.

Of course I nailed the presentation. Hence, we will be heading to Australia next year!!!! Sans my idiotic, lazy and irresponsible junior of course... Karma is a bitch...

Milo Milo I Love U

2009-11-14T01:08:00.000-08:00

In case you are wondering....
No... It's not Milo as in the cocoa powder.

It's my Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious NEW MyVi...
Oh Yes! Totally like it cos' it's totally awesome...
Now, I can eat all the PORK that I want, anytime I want to :D
I can also send my laundry, go fill RO water, and go find my friends...
And OMG!!! Can go out with Milo whenever I want to...

...***<<<BECAUSE I CAN>>>***...

I finally meet Milo after having it spent 1 month and a half in my hometown. During that period, I was so missing it. As for Milo, it was driven around by my parents to work, to "yam-cha" with friends and to visit my grandma. Milo was also driven all the way from changkat, Penang to Bentong, Pahang... No sweat cos Milo is just so awesomely brand new and powerful... Hahaha

As soon as I was back at home, I started to drive Milo... My first passager with it was my mum. I drove her back to home from the train station after my arrival at 5 in the A.M. Mum kinda sorta freak out with my driving skills (P/S: Has not been driving for 5 years since i got my driving license after SPM) because i was trying to get use to Milo's speeding and braking power...

Afterwards, I was made to practise driving and parking again by my mum. She even got me a driving tutor in the gracious and awesome form of Mr Rama. He was so patient to my (not so awesome and kinda lacking) driving skills. We drove around town and I managed to excel in my crash course (Hmmm... Ironic... and Funny... If you get what I meant...)

My first practical aka errand right after my lessons with Mr Rama was to drive mum to grandma's place. (You should kindly and subtly reject to drive your beloved mum right after you get your license...Because)She imposed a speed limit between 40 to 60 kmph on me and we took way longer than usual to get to grandma's place. I also gave everyone (and that about 25 people...divided into 5 trips of 5 people) a ride around grandma's place so that they can verify my now excellent driving skills (and ensure mum that I'm good and safe and will be OK).

I also drove to grandma's place again all by myself the next day and ended up doing the following errands in ascending order (P/S: I need my practices!):

1. Took cousin A back from kindergarten
2. Took cousins B and C back from primary school
3. Drove Aunty A and cousin F to Aunty B's house
4. Took Aunty B's kids - cousins C, D, and E
5. Drove to the ''Rotan" shop and got a hula-hoop
6. Dropped cousin C at tuition centre to register for tuition
7. Sent cousin D to her tuition centre which is different from cousin C's
8. Went to the hair salon to get haircuts for Aunty A, cousin C, D, F and myself
9. Went back to grandma's place to drop off everybody
10.Drove to dad's car workshop to get Milo cleaned up

After 5 days at home, dad and I drove Milo to UKM. Karma is really a bitch because there was this modified Wira that was tailgating and flashing Milo when we drove pass Taiping, I let it pass and the idiots in there actually made faces at us... And when we were at Gua Tempurung the same Wira was seen hiting the highway lane-divider because the one of the idiots drove way too fast on slippery road... I was laughing and still am right now thinking about those idiots' dazed and confused faces when I drove pass them... Dad drove too because I was tired and we managed to arrive safely in UKM...

Stopping...Myself

2009-10-29T07:25:00.000-07:00

Stop complaining...There are others who are more miserable
Stop procastinating...You gotta do it now and do it good
Stop defining...Living has no definition
Stop pretending...Tell them you don't like their silly annoyances
Stop hiding...Life is much better in the great outdoors
Stop worrying...Just explore and experience
Stop waiting...Tell them you wanna be their friends
Stop pining...You know you should move on
Stop getting influenced...You are who you are
Stop trying to cry...You are a happy person...Don't change that
Stop thinking...Start planning your trips
Stop eating excessively...You eat way too much...Others are jealous with your metabolism
Stop trying to stop yourself...You deserve much better...Go get it!!!

Mes Amis...

2009-10-29T06:58:00.000-07:00

I like my friends... They are different... They are not normal people...
I have friends from a diverse cultural mixing pot (Malaysia Negara Berbilang Kaum... Sempoi!)
I have friends from Parit Buntar (Me hometown...Childhood friends)
I have friends who pulled down my pant and exposed my undies in the schoolbus (I pulled them back)
I have friends who don't friend with me now... but friend with me later (Oh the joy of kindergarten)
I have friends who go way back with me (My brothas and sistas back in primary and secondary school)
I have friends who are Scouts (37th Krian Scout Troop - We are the Champions!!!)
I have my best friends (Nien Cze, Kae Ong, Elle, Iejan, and Fea)
I have my KMPh Gang (Jin Ee, Chung Min, Chang Yun, Yong Kang, Qi Wei)
I have bimbo friends (Fea, Kevin, Alia, Myself, etc...)
I have my cool, awesome, clever debater friends (Killing brain cells is so much fun!)
I have my ex-course mates (All are beauties with brains...Chemistry is HArd and Difficult...)
I have my MEP friends (MEP-MAjlis Eksekutif Pelajar Kolej Ibu Zain)
I have technophobe (Ma cherie - Tang Cher Linn)
I have other-phobes (Ma Cherie - Tang Cher Linn)
I have gossip kings and queens (All my friends are...Most just don't realize this fact)
I have problematic suicidal friends (Can't tell you... Won't tell you)
I have gay friends (Don't have to tell you...You will figure them out soon)
I have lesbian friends (You don't know them anyway)
I have friends who smokes (Keat Lim, Reno, Nana...OMG! Only 3 smokers... Sweet!)
I have friends i met online

I love all my friends... Eventhough I don't show it or tell them...
They keep me going...
They are always here with me...
All Hail Friendship!!!

Ciao is...

2009-10-14T07:17:00.000-07:00

Ciao is "Hello" in Italian
Ciao is a greeting to a friend
Ciao is a new start after something awful happened
Ciao is a new begining which hopefully is happy
Ciao is the connection between two strangers
Ciao leads to endless posibilities
Ciao is another way of saying "I Love You"
Ciao is the opposite of Leaving
Ciao is wanting you to stay
Ciao is needing you
Ciao is amazing
Ciao is captivating
Ciao is overwhelmingly touching
"Ciao"... Is a Love Story

How to Start...

2009-10-14T07:04:00.000-07:00

I have been feeling rather lonely emotionally and mentally lately. I used to have so much confidence in me. I used to not care about what other people said. I used to be so full of myself. But lately, I lost all that. I am constantly trying to keep my emotion afloat and be happy. I feel that my life energy is draining away from me to nowhere. I just feel so sad and miserable.

It would be good to have somebody that I can really connect with, that I want to share the going-ons in my life with, that will make me laugh and keep me warm with his/her presence, that care about me as much as I care about him/her. I would be good...

How to start? Where to start looking? When will I find my somebody?

I am still OK. It's just that I deserve to be HAPPY and to be LOVED...

I will say it... The sentence "I Like You."
I will ask... The question "Would you like to go out with me?"

I WANT to say it... I WANT to ask...

Just waiting for the right person now. Always looking... Constantly pining...

A State of Ignorance Which Leads to Disastrous Suicidality

2009-10-14T06:35:00.000-07:00

So i had this friend. Everything is about him. He always rant and rant and rant about him unable to get any girlfriend. The problem is - he just kept on looking and chasing for girls who are seriously and extremely way outta his reach. Of course, he get rejected by the girls, in fact, he got rejected over and over and over again. But unfortunately, he is just too dumb to learn that all those girls are way way outta his league... I feel sad for my friend because now he's getting himself miserable and depressed by listening to suicidal songs and watching depressive movies. I hope that my friend will lower down his expectation because he's seriously seriouly plain looking.
I really hope that my friend will find his happiness and not keep on daydreaming that he actually stand a chance to get all those extremely high maintanance and drop dead gorgeous crushes of his... It ain't gonna happen for you my friend... Wake up from your dream...

Betrayal

2009-10-06T10:54:00.000-07:00

I asked for your help
You said 'YES'
I gave you the instructions
You said 'OK'
I reminded you to be cautious
You said 'I'LL BE CAREFUL'
I worried about you
You said 'I WON'T SCREW UP'
I waited for you
You said 'I NEED MORE TIME'
I lost my patience
You said 'I'M ALMOST DONE'
I thanked you
You said 'ANYTIME BRO'

I thought you helped me
You were 'NOT HELPFUL'
I thought you followed my instructions
You 'DIDN'T'
I thought you were cautious
You were 'SO F*#@ING CARELESS'
I thought you were great
You were 'SCREWING AROUND'
I kept on waiting
You kept on 'WASTING MY TIME'
I lost my cool
You said 'YOU WERE SORRY'
I take back my forgiveness, because
You 'BETRAYED MY TRUST'\

P/S: I HOPE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...

Sex Jokes...

2009-09-27T12:25:00.001-07:00

Se7en OMGs

2009-09-10T01:13:00.000-07:00

1. Gossip Girl is airing september 14th...
2. Grey's Anatomy is airing September 24th...
3. Ugly Betty is airing october 9th...
4. Ellen Degeneres is replacing Paula Abdul as the 4th judge in American Idol...
5. I have fallen in love... with developmental theories...
6. I'm getting my very own car...
7. I'm sleeping lesser and lesser...

2009-08-31T19:19:00.001-07:00

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? Ce soir?

Of Funeral, Tutoring my Cousins, Suprised Shopping, and Chatting Jap-Culture

2009-08-30T21:13:00.000-07:00

The other day, not so long ago, my grand-uncle passed away. I didn't really feel sad and devastated. In fact, I felt happy and relieved because he is finally free to move on, faraway from his suffering and illness and off to the other side to meet with his old friends and relatives. So I went to his funeral rather happily. I ate a lot of stuffs (OMG! Funeral foods are so delicious!) such as Laksa, Chicken porridge, Chinese kuih, more Laksa, Fried pork, ABC sup, Lotus rot and groundnut sup, Salted veggie and tofu sup, etc... I also met and chatted with so many people because most of my relatives were there (My grand-uncle was a great man when he was alive!). I catchede up with my cousins on their lives, I asked how my garnny and grand-aunts and other grand-uncles are doing, I repeated that I'm doing my Master degree now like a gazillion times, even to my dad's friends that I haven't really met before! After the funeral, we sent our condolences again to his family...

And I went to my aunt's house to tutor my cousins (all five of them) in SPM, PMR and UPSR. Truth be told, tutoring my own cousins is way more difficult than tutoring stranger. Due to our bonds (FYI, I'm defending champion in the unofficial poll of most popular cousin...LOL), they were not really taking my tuition seriously. They tend to drift away into their phone texting, favorite TV shows and shopping planning. But I couldn't blame them la. They are still my cousins and they were on holidays. Hence, I tried my best to tutor them whenever they were in the mood to study. FYI, this always and definitely happened after I called my aunt and asked her to come check on us. Sneaky! I know! But hey! It worked!!!

After nearly completing our revision, we were brought out to AutoCity by my uncle and aunt for dinner. We switched restaurants twice, thanks to my picky-without-no-real-decision-on-where-to-eat cousins and finally settled on BOSTON. The dinner was awesome because we were food swapping like nobody's business and everybody gets to eat everything! (PSA: You can only do so if you're 100% sure that you are all healthy and have clean mouth hygiene! Seriously!) After dinner, we went walking around AutoCity. And I got an absolutely cool watch from one of the booths. I wasn't planning to buy anything so it was awesome that I got something so marvelous!

Before I came back here, We met up with my uncle's Japanese friend Mr Kobayashi and he introduced us to his younger daughter Miho-san. She was so cute and friendly. Her English is so-so but we had a great time chatting about Animes, Mangas, Japanese series, Harajuku, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Japanese temples, and Japanese festivals... She even invited us all to Japan!!! Hahaha... Maybe we will go there afterall, in the future, not now definitely!

So spending times with my family makes me so awesomely happy and kinda recharged my energy and spirits a lot! I love my family! So much that I am missing them now! Looking forward to my next trip home... O_0

Death's Memories

2009-08-30T21:01:00.000-07:00

Here you are again
Taking lives
Guiding souls
Creating sorrows
Stifling cherfulness

Here you are again
Uninvited
Unanticipated
Unforseened
Unwelcomed

Here you are again
You come
And you go
We die
And we follow

Wasting Time...

2009-08-30T20:56:00.001-07:00

Just Dance

2009-08-16T20:41:00.000-07:00

My friends were rather envious of me because I'm always happy and sunny. Well, I'm human and I have my own dark and twisty times too. However, I don't really like to dwell into my sadness and frustrations. I would always dance myself out of them. As much as I like to dance, I'm still a clubbing virgin...Sigh... FYI, I'm not a good dancer and all my moves are geeky and rather incoordinated. So I danced in my room, in front of my HUGE mirror, Savouring the moments and just let myself go. It feels so damn awesome everytime... Seriously! and I would always dance until I'm exhausted AND contented... If I still have some fragments of energy left, I would go for second round and experiment with new, always geekier moves... Again, Absolutely awesome!!!

So, next time you feel down or sad or dark or twisty... Just dance!!!

A New Fixation

2009-08-09T19:54:00.000-07:00

I just realized that I am so in love with French songs. I can't explain the connection. I am just so in love with it. J'adore les musiques des Francais. C'est Bon!

Makin' Some Progress

2009-08-06T20:04:00.000-07:00

So I'm still cranky. But I'm less combustive now that I'm making some progress with my works. Then again, I still got a long way to go in terms of completing my works. Last night I danced myself away to Katy Perry and Lady GaGa... Haha... Seriously don't know what I'm gonna do without my muses... I also had a weird dream in which I was a Vegas casinos robbers!!! It was so damn cool beside the part where I got capture when I was leaving Vegas with my moneys...

I also donated some blood after a long time... It felt great but I kinda hated the needles now. I used to watched the whole process when the nurse applies alcohol on my arm and then pokes me with the needle. I used to had a high when that happened. Now I just chickened off and looked away, far, far away... Chicken... Haha... Hey people! Please kindly donate your blood and also register yourself as organ donors! You'll be happy to know that you can help others more actually without even have to poke your wallets for money. Forget about the craps they told you about getting diseases when donating blood or the even crappier crap about going to heaven or hell without your eyes, etc when you donate your organs. That's a lot of cows and zero fact! Don't be selfish because your chickeness with needles will go away the more you donate blood. And you will not feel anything when the doctors retrieve your organs because you are dead anyway...

I am a huge supporter of equal rights between sexes and also gay rights. However, my encounter with a bitchy and horrendously fugly female lecturer the other day nearly changed my mind. It happened like this...

I was desperately looking for the toilet because I was carrying a huge load of pee... And I finally found it, a Male Toilet... Although it is meant for staffs only, I was too desperate to look further and besides, there was no staffs waiting to use it... So I switched on the lights and was planning to enter... Then I saw this nerdy Female professor coming out from her room and with her crazy eyes, Huge glasses and fugly dress sense she made her way up to me and was semi-shouting that "THIS TOILET IS MEANT FOR STAFFS ONLY." I told her that I was desperate and in an emergency because truly and honestly, my bladder was going to burst... But she just shoved away my explanation and continue to direct me to the students' toilet a thousand miles away from where I was standing... At this point, I was extremely cranky, literally combustive and absolutely annoyed (remember my sanctions?!). So I asked her "Madam, can't you see than I'm really really desperate? Why you insist on making a simple pee-pee so difficult for me?" (P/S: My brain was shouting "Biatch! Back off or I will shoot you with my urine right here right now! Back the hell off and evaporate!!!") And her reply nearly caused me a heart attack!!! I think I peed a bit in my pants... She said: "Because I need to use this toilet." SO, when the sign on the toilet says "FOR STAFFS ONLY", students can't use the toilet! THEN, THE SAME RULE SHOULD BE APPLIED WHEN THE SIGN ON THE TOILET SAYS "MALE TOILET"!!! That fugly biatch just went high and above by telling me about respecting the rights of staffs and then BROKE ALL THE RULES by entering the MALE TOILET!!! STUPID, FUGLY, HORRENDOUS BIATCH!!!!! KARMA is a BIATCH and SHE'S SO GOING TO GET TO YOU AND DRAG YOU DOWN!!! You just wait and see FUGLY BIATCH!!!

Having said all that, thank goodness I got my toilet break from the students' toilet a thousand miles away. And I was contended when the fugly biatch was criticized and grilled on by the other lecturers in a coloqium right after our encounter because she was being a total asshole of a supervisor to her Research Assistant cum PhD student. Matter of fact is, she was so damn humiliated that she left the conference room right after she was criticized and grilled on... My guess is that she went back to the same MALE STAFFS' TOILET to cry... Told'ya!!! Karma is a Biatch!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha... Evil Laugh... Hahahahahahaha...

Sanctioning Myself

2009-08-03T21:38:00.000-07:00

It has been going on for too long... Too much TVs, too much drama series, too much sleeps... Now I am feeling so useless and incapable... Sigh... Hence, in the spirit to save myself from getting more and more and more miserably lazy, I'm starting a ONE-WEEK sanction on TVs, Drama Series and Sleeps on myself... From 8pm 3rd August till 8pm 10th August... I sincerely and truly hope that all my works will be done before my sanction ends... Fingers crossed...

P/S: Beware people... I'm so cranky and combustive now >...< Don't screw with me if you are not prepare to feel my WRATH!!!

Dear Yasmin

2009-07-31T18:58:00.000-07:00

You inspired us to race-less unity
You motivated us to embrace diversity
You moved us with your wonderful creations
You reminded us to respect each others
You are the one-and-only Yasmin Ahmad
You are a role model for us, for me
You are a Legend that shall live on forever in our minds, our hearts, and our souls
May you rest in peace beside the Al-Mighty...

From Reluctance to Enjoyment

2009-07-31T17:45:00.000-07:00

So, being a student felo means more than taking care of the students' welfare. We have to guide and monitor their activities progress. We have to do pep talks with them. We have to help them to re-enter their room with spare keys whenever they lock themselves out (P/S: Speaking from experience, students have a weird and consistent tendency to lock themselves out, especially when they want to go shower i.e. they only have their towels on them...). We, well only me, have to be the face of the dorm and PR-ing with the foreign students since my dorm start taking foreign students. And most unfortunately, we ahve to attend random workshops...Sigh...

Last week I attended a so-called "Kursus Pemantapan Felo" in Langkawi, albeit reluctantlybecause the Deputy Vice Chancellor decided to send out "chained mails" that read: Yo'all need to get your asses to the workshop unless you are terminally sick or dying. Hence, I ended up missing the most awesome debating tournament and in the blink of an eye...pooffff... I'm in Langkawi!

The registration - smooth, I roomed with my good friend Daniel.
The facilitators - nice, warm and welcoming! Really enjoy the workshop due to the facilitators only... Comical actions, remarks and jokes included...
The room that we got - Seriously absolutely totally SHADY! The first time Daniel took his shower, well he shouted like a crazy girl because the tap water was yellowish with rust fragments as the company...OMG! WTF! But being the troopers that we are, we presevered and 'tahan'... To add to the already humongous SHADINESS, our room carpet had weird spots all over it, we seriously didn't know and lagi seriously didn't want to know what was them or where did they came from...
The talks - B-O-R-I-N-G! So I doodled and memorized some song lyrics whenever I felt sleepy, which was like 85% of the time.
The Marching - Rather fun because I was not complaining like other suckers who were forced to be at the same place, at the same time as me. Seriously grateful that I was a Scout back in high school and I felt totally awesome since I nailed the marching...Fabulous Smiley Faces...
The workshop - turned into a training camp from "Biro Tatanegara". More complaining fro the other suckers followed since we had to do a lot of physical stuffs. So many people were in denial about where they were... But being the felos from my absolutely awesome dorm, we accepted the fact that we couldn't change anything and just simply had to go through with this workshop/talk/camp/whatever with High Adaptibilities and Classy Posh!

There were some fun things that made the camp enjoyable...
For starter, we broke the curfew everytime we had the chance to and went out from camp site to the beach, to the "Ikan Bakar" and seafood restaurant for fresh, cheap and delicious seafoods, to the souvenirs shops, and to go out from the camp site, just for fun doing nothing...

We also had a so-called "Group Survival" final day of the camp. Whereby we were left with nothing except our clothes on us, our I/C, and our other team-mates. So the aim was to collect 50 bucks per team for a BBQ dinner that we were having. To generate that amount of moolah, we worked in a Padi Museum and it was SO-SO-SO-MUCH FUN!!!! We "tanam/cucuk benih padi. tuai padi, bersihkan kiambang dalam kolam, and tangkap ikan-ikan (bersama dengan pacat-pacat sangat gila siul besar) menggunakan perangkap buluh di dalam sawah padi". It was fan-freakin'-tastic for me personally because I got to do all these things that I had never did before!!! Awesome!!!

But our kind, easy-going, and friendly facilitators suddenly unleashed their inner evil, sadistic and ruthlessly stingy alter egos!!! So we were overworked and underpaid... Good thing we were allowed to freelancing to generate more moolah for our team... My team decided to sing classic Malay songs to foreign tourists and We were absolutely successful!!! Our first customers were a couple of Middle-eastern lovers. They knew nothin' about what we were saying but they were so awesomely kind to want to treat our group of 8 members to lunch when we got to the words "hungry and no money". Of course we rejected the tantalizing offer, so we sang "Rasa Sayang" to them and they gave us 10 bucks... OMG!!! So much moolah with so little efforts!!!

After that, we got 30 bucks from a group of American tourists that kinda prefered to pay us to n0t-to-sing... Haha... But they went along when we told them we were singing classic Malay songs (P/S: "Negaraku" was made into acoustic Malay classic briefly... Everyone were standing up, including the tourists). Now we seriously started to consider the idea of staying permanently in Langkawi and sing our ways to fame and fortune!!! Seriously!!!

A very warm and friendly UK middle-aged couple followed by an enthusiastic and energetic Austrian middle-aged couple gave us 10 bucks each. So by singing 4 times and choosing from 3 songs (Rasa Sayang, Ikan Kedek-kedek, and Negaraku) we managed to get 60 bucks already...
That's freakin' awesome!!!! We were going to sing more because we just enjoy singing to the foreign tourists' clueless and happy faces but our plan was cutted short due to time constraint and the other suckers that were asking for donation because they couldn't use their brains to come up with something more creative to get money...Sigh... But we sure as hell had fun...

Through the camp, I made new friends and we totally bonded from the fantastic times we spent together. I also sneaked out from camp to the beach bars to drink and now I'm absolutely into "Frozen Magarita"... Before we went back, we stopped by the Kuang town because all of us "left": a lot of important stuffs (i.e. alchohols, chocolates, travel luggages, perfumes, souvenirs, etc) there. I spent some money there too in the process of "getting back" the beers, vodkas, chocolates and souvenirs that I "left'' in Kuang myself before the camp.

On the ride back, we watched Micheal Jackson Concert while enjoying the "Langsat". We dropped by for "Nasi Lemak Ikan Masin" dinner at Sungai Perak. And when we finally arrived UKM, it was 1234am this Tuesday...

Just in case you don't know, I enjoyed myself towards the end of our camp. Big-Time!!!

2009-07-21T02:47:00.000-07:00

Think but still stucked
Try but still failing
Angry but powerless
Sad but no tears
Depressed but stagnant
Frustrated but furtile
Speak but vague
Want but can't get

The Hunt for Black Panty Hose

2009-07-18T06:43:00.001-07:00

One fine day, not so long ago, Moi woke up rather early for a Saturday cos Moi have to lend Moi support to Moi sister that was attending an important job interview. Moi cleaned up and was ready to go.

Moi walked to the bus stop outside Moi campus. On the way there, Moi sister messaged Moi...

Sis: Hey bro, where art thou now?
Moi: Hey sis, walkin 2 get the bus. Y?
Sis: Umm... I nid ur help la...
(Moi brain: This is weird... Not good!)
Moi: Wit wat?
Sis: I nid u 2 help me buy somethin...Can?
(Moi brain: Red Alert!!! Definitely Not Good!!!)
Moi: Spill it sis! wat u wan?
Sis: Can u help me to buy BIG A4 size envelope?
(Moi brain: OMG! Is that it?! I'm such a paranoid idiot!)
Moi: Oh! No prob! C u l8r!
Sis: While ur at it, pls help me buy panty hose too... Can?
(Moi brain: See see see... I told you that there's something fishy!!! )
Moi: R U SERIOUS??? I thought all girls passing 12yo have panty hose??!! Y u nid to buy now?
Sis: I 4got to bring mine dis mornin... Pls pls pls...
Moi: Ok la... U-O-Me BIG Time!

So Moi got new mission before meeting Moi sister... The Hunt for Panty Hose!!!

Moi went to this pseudo-convinience store in Bandar Tasik Selatan's LRT/KTM/RapidKL Bus station. No trace of panty hose...

Moi went to Times Square...Only 9am... Not open yet...

Moi went to Times Square's... Starbucks Coffee!!! And get Mocha Frappuccino!!!!!!

Moi waited...

10am, Moi made way to Watson in Times Square... No panty hose...
Moi went to the sales assistant...Moi called her Busy...

Moi: Do you sell panty hose here?
Busy: Why you want panty hose?
Moi: I want to wear it. Do you sell it here?
Busy: Why do you want to wear it? You are girl?
Moi: I'm a guy, but sometimes I do drag... Like last night I did and tore my panty hose. So I need a new one now. Do you sell it here?
Busy: You are weird and crazy...
Moi: Yes I am! Do you sell panty hose here?
Busy: No.

And stupid Busy walked away from Moi... Absolutely Dazed and Terrified... Hahahaha... Suit her well for being a Busy Body!!! (I know! I know! Moi is Evil! Right?!)

Moi was rather pleased to have annoyed and frightened the Busy-body Busy... But the hunt for panty hose continued...

Moi walked to this random shop selling socks, accessories, and PANTY HOSES!!! BINGO!!!!!!
There was a Major problem... On display are as follow:

1) Fishnet panty hose
2) Medium-sized fishnet panty hose
3) Skanky fishnet panty hose
4) S&M Fishnet panty hose
5) S&M leather panty hose
6) Pink panty hose
7) Green panty hose
...So many colors, so little blog space...
31) Polka dot panty hose
... So many different colors of polka dots, so so so little blog space...

Basically there were over a gazillion variety on display... Moi called Moi sister...

Moi: I found the panty hose museum, what color/type/DNA/species/design you want?
Sis: Oh! So many design ah... Then no need to buy already la... I just found my black panty hose. Apparently I did remember to brought it along this morning... Thanks anyway...
Moi: I will wack you when I meet you after this!
Sis: Sorry la... Later I treat you lunch... OK?
Moi: That's more like it... See you later sis...
Sis: Ok! See ya!

(Moi brain: At least you learned that 1) people like to judge other people eventhough they shouldn't so those who judge will be judged back and 2) there are a gazillion panty hoses out there...)

The hunt was stopped... So Moi went to support Moi sister... Starbucks Frap in hand!!! (Happy Grin)

We Hate You Too!!!

2009-07-18T06:28:00.000-07:00

Making my Perfect life Imperfect
Through your stupid accusations
That I'm not doing my works
That I'm not following our contract
That I'm lying to you
That I'm stupid

Turning me from Angel to Devil
Through your idiotic actions
In sabotaging my works
In stifling our progress
In making us wait to no avail
In your procastinations

Treating my Professionalism with Crappy Excuses
Through you and your empty scalp
Giving silly request
Giving unwanted interceptions
Giving baseless reasonings
Giving broken promises

We are not difficult
You are the difficult ones
We are not dumb
You make dumb people look smart
We hope you hate us
Cos we absolutely hate you too

Retaliation

2009-07-17T02:08:00.000-07:00

Tonight is the night
My retaliation begins
I am well armoured now
Awaiting their presence
Excitement and Anticipation mixed
Luck is my friend tonight
They will surely come
They will surely perish
The end is near for them
I am happy
For they will die
An unforseen death
An unfortunate faith
I hope more of them will come
the more the merrier
At least for me
To retaliate
To kill
To eliminate

Assaults

2009-07-17T01:55:00.000-07:00

I was exhausted and sluggish
It was a long and tiring day
Laying on my bed
Lights off
Drifting into sleep
And they came into my room
Stealthly, timidly but excitedly
Their adrenaline level at its all time high
Abruptly
Their assaults began
The first hit was on my forehead
Followed by the second hit on my left thigh
I felt the pains
But they were too good to be seen
Third hit was on my right shoulder blade
Fourth on my right arm
No matter how hard I tried
I failed to fight back
I layed on my bed
Like a tortured prisoner in the darkness
Waiting for it all to end
To no avail
Their assaults continued
Until I gave in to my unconsciousness

Touched...Yeah Yeah Yeah

2009-07-16T02:50:00.000-07:00

Just a short note...Moi was touched finally this afternoon!!!

Coffee is Tres Magnifique! C'est Bon!

I want more coffee!!!

Untouched...Epilogue

2009-07-13T23:26:00.000-07:00

See you breath you I want to be you
Alalala Lalalala
You can take take take take take time time
To live live the way you gatta gotta live your life
Gimme gimme gimme all of you you
Don't be scared
I see you through the loneliness of one more more more
Don't even think about what's right or wrong , wrong or right
Cos in the end it's only you and me and no one else is gonna be around
To answer all the questions left behind
And you and I are meant to be
So even id the world falls down today
You still got me to hold you up up
And I will never let you down down

I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy since the moment I met you

Untouched untouched untouched

Untouched...And I Need You So Much

2009-07-13T05:43:00.000-07:00

I go uuh uuh you go aah aah
Lalalala Alalala
I can't
Lalalalalalala
I wanna wanna wanna get get get what I want
Don't stop
Gimme gimme gimme what you got got
Cos I can wait wait wait any more more more more
Don't even talk about the consequence
Cos right now you're the only thing that's making any sense to me
And I don't give a damn what they say what they think think
Cos you're the only one who's on my mind
I'll never ever let you leave me
I'll try to stop time forever
I never wanna hear you say good bye bye bye bye

I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy from the moment I meet you

Untouched
And I need you so much

PiX i TaKe #1

2009-07-10T09:11:00.000-07:00

...CUTEY PUPPY...

...Laksa Laksa Laksa...

....Killer Gladiator Heels...

...The Dawn is Breaking...

...Cuddly Kitty...

...Foot Fetish...

...Seriously...SERIOUSLY...

...Roof Vienna...

...Le Pomme...

...Fallen Blossom...

Easy Breezy

2009-07-10T04:56:00.000-07:00

Waking up late in the evening
Feeling hot and sweaty

The electricity was off
Walking to the main power point

Turning on again the main switch
Lights and wind followed

Easy breezy
Going back to sleep now

I need my 18-hour sleep
Seriously...

Fiction/Imagination

2009-07-10T04:35:00.000-07:00

He woke up...feeling tired and sleepy...last night was another sleepless night
He looked into the mirror...feeling funny and weird...his hair were messy but cute

He cleaned up...feeling the cold shower...uncontolled shivers ran wild on his body
He dressed up...feeling slightly better...at least he looked smart and preppy now

He ate...feeling the cold but tasty pizza...it was from the fridge from last night
He locked his door...feeling secured...starting his walk to work

He sat down...feeling mundane but determined...the datelines have to be met
He ate again...feeling re-energized and chatty...lunch with friends are always fun

He continued...feeling slight soreness of his eyes...now staring into the screen again
He drank...feeling a forced sense of alertness...caffeine is his saviour at work

He done something...feeling contented but bittersweet...still got a lot to do
He went home...feeling tired and lazy...looking even more tired and lazy

He arrived...feeling warm and cosy...abeit the solitary in his home
He cleaned up again...feeling the hot shower...intoxicated in the warm steams

He cooked and ate again...feeling great...the new recipe worked out fine
He drank and read...feeling excited...by the combination of wine and his favorite book right now

He switched off the light...feeling slightly imbalanced in the dark...too much wine while reading
He climbed to bed...feeling exhausted but happy...feeling the warmth of the person beside him

BAd ChiNeSe...

2009-07-04T08:05:00.000-07:00

Ok. I'm turning into a bad Chinese. FYI, I'm not being racist but do you know that Chinese pride ourselves in our super-duper-awesomely superior Mathematics skills? We invented the 'Xuan Pan' and we are super-duper-awesomely meticulous when it come to money-matters. For us, there's always a very crystal clear line that separate family, friendship, and whatever-relationship with MONEY! We tend to be very formal, or rather cold and calculative when it comes to money...We try to not owe anybody money, we make damn sure that NOBODY owes us money... Money is like our energeons...

Points of Being Good Chinese

1) I took less than 60 seconds to calculate how much everybody had to pay me for group dinner/lunch or in sharing birthday/wedding gifts. Condition: The receipts must be preserved for the smoothness of my calculation flow and as proof.

2) I always take receipts whenever I get something. Anything without receipt, I won't get it or I would get it somewhere which is able to issue me receipt.

3) I have successfully helped my friends a gazillion times in getting back their money from their IOUs.

4) I was educated by my parents and my Chinese friends that Subtlety and Formality is the best tools to get money when Punctuality failed.

5) I'm a calculative person when I'm getting stuffs i.e. I have to plan my shopping list -> do market survey and pricing comparision -> filter my shopping list through the necessity and frequency of usage scanners that I was born with in my brain (just like any other Chinese) -> and then only I will do my shopping.

6) I keep tab on my daily expenditure. What I eat (since I have a super-massive blackhole in my stomach), What I get, What I share, What I pay for, etc. This is to ensure that I'm will not exceed my daily expenditure.

7) I pride myself for the Absolutely Awesome management of the clarity and structure of my Absolutely Awesome records and memory regarding money.

So having said the above, why am I turning into a bad Chinese?

Point 5 and 6 were broken this week when I went to Alamanda Shopping Mall...

By a pair of Awesome Espirit shirt, on sale with 50% discount. I tried it (was kidding myself that "Feeling the shirt is an essential part of me doing my Market Survey), it felt Awesome on my skin. And most importantly, I looked damn HOT and SEXY with it on me. Hence I bought it there and then...

I think Point 7 was automatically broken too since Point 5 and 6 were broken...

But, it's OK! The shirt was on 50% discount. And I looked damn HOT and SEXY with it on me.

Inside Joke

2009-06-26T13:28:00.000-07:00

I'm afraid of children
They like me

I'm scared of women over 35
They wink a me

I'm terrified of St Jays
They chase me

I'm tired of my Awesome-ness
But I still adore me

Crush.Crash.Catching Up.Clubbing.Cinema

2009-06-26T13:02:00.000-07:00

I had just found my latest crush!!!
French, Hot, Gorgeous, Edgy, and Absolutely Undeniably the Sexiest Human Alive! Did I mentioned about the French and Hot parts? Yes I did but, STILL!!!
But we are so far away from each other. One living in Paris, France and the other (Moi, of course!) living here in Malaysia. So I think I will have to put my crush aside for now...

I'm quite sleepy now but I don't wanna sleep cos it's Friday Night! But I should cos I need my extra sleeping hours during every weekend to keep myself awake on the coming week. So much for me and my obsession with sleeping at least 12 hours a day... I bet I will crash onto my bed in a short while...

The other day I went out with my super-cool and super-hot and newly single course-mates for dinner. We catched up with each others and then we decided that we need to go clubbing together. This has been a thing that we planned to do since our first year in university. But we are all pretty much clueless about clubbing. Like the seriously, helplessly clueless until we will definitely get trick by perverts in the club kind of clueless.

So, one of us, who is slightly more experienced (ex-club hopper) suggested that we go to Lounge or Pub or Bar for drinks first to get used to the scene, aka getting our Pubbing Diploma first before graduating to Clubbing. So, we will go to either SkyBar or Qualtro.

Since all my course-mates are suddenly single, I decided to play match-maker to them. I'm planning to introduce my ex-housemate to them. He's super-cool, super-hot, super-steady and super-awesome. So I hope that good things will happen to my course-mates because they really deserve Happiness in the Love and Relationship department. Seriously!

FYI, I'm gearing up to watch Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen! Bet it's going to Kick-Ass and AWESOME!

Language Cocktailing and Malapropism

2009-06-23T22:48:00.000-07:00

Lately i found myself to be mixing English, Malay, Mandarin, Teochew, French, Japanese, etc into a very 'deadly' and confusing cocktail of communicative offenses. It's not my fault, really! Because i am living in Malaysia and thus have friends from every etnicity. I can't help myself...

I was amazed at myself the other day when i went to the MAMAK stall for lunch...

Me: Aneh, i nak nasi goreng ayam, double...
Aneh: OK Leng cai! Duduk dulu. Minum?
Me: Tak nak, nak tapao nasi je..
Aneh: ???... Minum?
Me: Tak nak minum la aneh, nak tapao nasi.
Aneh went and talked to Aneh#2...
Aneh#2: Leng cai, kita takde jual air yang u mau la. Lain-lain air ada.
My brain: Wtf! i told you i want to tapao the goddamn fried rice! No Drink!
Me: Oh... Ok. I nak tapao air limau ais.
Aneh#2: Apa tu tapao?
My brain: Silly me, jumbling up the languages...
Me: Oh!! I nak bungkus nasi goreng ayam double dan air limau ais.
My brain: Bummer!!!

Besides that, I also misused and/or mispronouced some words, especially Malay words...

1. Bangsar Village - Kampung Bangsa
2. Pelat - Pekat
3. Hari - Hali and Kali
4. Rasa - Raseh
5. Mandat - Mantan
6. Pesawah - Pesawa
7. Facade - Visage
8. Beach - Bitch
9. Peach - Pitch
10. Apendicitis - Apenditis

Note-to-self: ALWAYS control you tongue movement when you speak and TRY not to jumble up your languages...

Thanks a bunch Kevin...And other stuffs

2009-06-22T21:03:00.000-07:00

Thank you for talking me out of my quest to grow more hair.
Thank you for telling me that all my methods to grow more hair were wrong and would not work.
Thank you for showing me the link to get Midnight Sun partial draft.
Thank you for helping me to persuade my dad to stop smoking via COPD.

Currently, I'm torn.
I'm not sure what I want to do after completing M.A. Should I start working or continue with PhD?
I'm not sure whether I should start chain-dating or stay single, with so many 'flies' flying around me.
I'm not sure about my stomach aka the black hole/bottomless pit that can't seem to be full eventhough I pour 1 tone of foods in it on an hourly basis. I'm going bankcrupt trying to satiated my hunger.
I'm not sure whether I want to sleep or read my mags or watch the TV or surf the Internet. How can house-keeping gets so boring?

Good things that i wish will come sooner...
Getting my RA allowance to help funding my stomach.
Getting more time to paint.
Getting more movies and musics from my friends.
Getting less or no 'flies' around me.
Getting to go home to my mom, dad, grandma, aunties, uncles, cousins.
Getting to eat Home-cooked meals...

The Sex Issue - Clueless Carlos

2009-06-22T20:36:00.000-07:00

I was in the middle of my Gossip Girl/Ugly Betty/Grey's Anatomy reruns...

Then I realized all of the shows have elements of sex in every episode...

Gossip Girl...

Chuck Bass was invited to a high-end sex party.

Dan Humprey was doing the new teacher named Rachel.

Ugly Betty...

Amanda was evicted from her apartment so she stayed at MODE and constantly flashed herself to the security guard via the CCTV. Amanda was later caught smooching Betty's crush aka Justin.

Grey's Anatomy...

Derek and Meredith just woke up from their non-marriage sex in the living room of Mer's house. Nuff said.

After seeing this, I was reminded of my friend, Clueless Carlos.(FYI, I'm not disgusted with the sex in the shows but I didn't really like them sexing each and every episode with kinky sex too.)

Carlos is a very naive but interesting character. He is one of those person who stare at you with wide-eyes and them proceed to ask the meanings of sexual terms. This is because he was raised in a highly orthodox non-sexual family so he only got all the sexual knowledge after leaving home.

Examples...

There's this one time when we talked about Threesome, Carlos actually thought that we were talking about having sex on top of the tree. He proceed to think that Foursome is having sex with flour and Gang Bang was misintepreted as Continuous Big Bangs happening simultaneously in the galaxy...

And then there's this one time when one of his kinky, imaginative female friends asked whether he watched girl-on-girl sex before. His reply was, and I quote "I know that you're kidding me so stop it. Girl-on-girl sex is just the product of your overly creative imagination!"

So the moral of Carlos' story (besides the fact that pre-marital sex is a No-No and even if you want to do it, you should practise Safe Sex so that you won't get STDs) is that sexual education is a constant and never-ending learning process. So, embrace and learn...

Vanity

2009-06-18T02:06:00.000-07:00

Vanity - Looking at yourself in front of every mirror you come across

Vanity - Start your everyday in front of the mirror, praising your beautiful face and hot bod

Vanity - Take photos of yourself all the time

Vanity - Leave photos of yourself in all your friends cameras/cellphones (because your cellphone don't have any space left to store more photos)

Vanity - Self glorification to yourself and to the people around you

Vanity - Agree with others when they mention that you're attractive/good-looking/hot/smart

Vanity - Willing to suffer for Fashion (P/S: Beauty is Pain so Suck it Up and Embrace Beauty)

Vanity - Always strive to achieve a higher beautiful/good-looking level than where you are now

Vanity - Equate Self Confidence with Vanity

Vanity - Having a bunch of wannabes following you around because you're the King/Queen

Note: IF you have more than all the above symptoms, I'm pleased to be your friend and the pleasure and honor are all yours.

The 10 Notes to Myself

2009-06-18T01:46:00.000-07:00

01. Be few steps ahead of the others. Give yourself the power to step over the others behind you.

02. Be prepared. Get ready to make your face thickers. Get ready to face Sudden Ambush by clueless, silly fake Napoleons.

03. Be Fearless! Bring out your guns and shoot the Napoleons down. Torture them first if you like before killing them.

04. Have a Motto to self. My current motto - You don't screw me. I don't screw you. You screw me. I kill you and torture you in hell.

05. Be patience when dealing with stupid bureaucracy/protocol. Patiently visit your targets every three days so that you either build a very good relationship with targets or you annoy them like crazy. Both lead to targets screwing bureaucracy/protocol and giving you what you want all the time.

06. Be smart. Don't waste your time dealing with small fries, go directly to the big boss.

07. Be efficient. Efficiency is the mother of proactivity, resourcefulness, intelligence, communication and charms.

08. Set your boundary. Don't be a himbo/bimbo in from of your supervisors. Be a Man, Do the right thing! Act cool and collected, dress smart and stylish.

09. Don't Procastinate! Do everything right now and then go have fun.
10. Enjoy your studies. Enjoy your works. Enjoy your student privileges. Enjoy your life!

For Jade...What I Like About You

2009-06-16T10:57:00.001-07:00

I like the way your hair is messed up in the morning
They remind me of static forces
Just like the static forces that attract me to you

I like that you're comfortable in the way you are
You're cheerful, intelligent and happy-go-lucky
Just like fresh breeze in the park in a perfect spring morning

I like to listen to your voice
Husky, elegant, calm and sexy
Just like the sun shining on the summer seaside

I like you
Hope that you like me too
Just like friends and maybe lovers too

PLEASE REDUCE YOUR GLUCOSE INTAKE!

2009-06-15T09:30:00.000-07:00

Public Health Announcement:

One of my best buddies met his worst enemy yesterday and he nearly went into a coma.

Meet 'Diabetes Mellitus', commonly known as Diabetes is a syndrom of disordered metabolism resulting in abnormally high blood sugar levels (hyperglycemia). Diabetes develops due to a diminished production of insulin or resistance to its effects. There's no cure for diabetes, and patients have to inject themselves with insulin on a constant basis because insulin is digestible by enzymes in saliva.

How do you get Diabetes? Well you either inherited it in your genes (Suddenly I feel like supporting stem cells research in gene-modifications and manipulations), or you get it due to your unhealthy diet (all our favorite foods and drinks-especially Coke, Rice, and Sugar contain high level of glucose).

We can't do nothing about our genes right now so we need to suck it up and control it but we can maintain a healthier lifestyle by not having constant sugar-overload. Sugar-overload will cause our pancreatic cells burdens in creating insulin (which tells our bodies that we have had enough foods) until they are not functioning anymore. And this in turn will cause our bloods to have excessive sugar hike (this is very bad, simply put). Imagine your body having to constantly experience this sad scenarios...

If i'm one of your pancreatic cells, I'm so not going to be happy and i'm so going to have a strike (just like the Frenchs). If i'm you i'm so so going to worry about me and my fragile little life here on planet earth. SO, EAT HEALTHY! REDUCE YOUR GLUCOSE INTAKE! SERIOUSLY!

Note-to-self: Drinks at least 2L of water daily. Ban carbonated drinks and sugar.

To CherLinn... And Other Stuffs

2009-06-14T20:58:00.001-07:00

Cher Linn must be so so so Happy right now. After pestering me for eons... i finally gave in and start blogging. Give you trophy! Hope you have a great 1st day at work! Go Fearless! Cherlinn!

I'm doing some self-intro since this is THE 1st blog post! I'm Jerry. I'm so full of myself most of the time (P/S: Thank you all for having the patience to be my friends and kudos to all for having the resilience of cacti to withstand my obsessive compulsiveness and narcissism... Give you trophies!)

Now I'm doing my awesomely free (due to my highly-praised efficiency and superbly admired intelligence... Give me trophy.) Master Degree in Sociology/Philosophy in a [...fill in the blank...] university in Malaysia.

I'm totally into watching dramas and movies (you'll learn a lot from TVs and movies, seriously), reading fictional novels (Neil Gaiman's my favorite!), sleeping and reading anything French.

I'm not a BIG fan of gossiping or destroying people who pissed me off...But unfortunately i'm very good at doing so... I'm such a sadist!

Recently we went to Lang Tengah island and we had fun!!! I saw like a school of sharks while snorkeling and I totally dig the foods they served us there. But there's always "BUT" in a happy vacation-The Resort that we stayed in sucked in their hospitality service and maintenance! BIG TIME! They didn't inform us about the time of our second snorkeling trip and on the day before we left, the whole of our wing suddenly... suddenly had not even a drop of water... Because somebody forgot to turn on the water generator... Seriously? Seriously?!

As for the past weekend, I was feeling very very excruciatingly boring because I was house-keeping for one of my friends. Hence, i utilized the awesome internet connection speed at his house to watch Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy and (God-Forbid!) Hannah Montana the movie... Yes! I'm lame... And Yes! I should grow up... But seriously! Hannah Montana was AWESOME!!! Sorry Elle and sorry Kevin that I watched it without you guys but i seriously don't mind watching it with y'all again and again...

I'm so in love with Taylor Swift and sMiley Cyrus now. I'm now learning to sing Fearless, Crazier, You Belong to Me, The Climb, The Hoedown Throwdown, Best of Both Worlds and Rockstar...

I'm in the process of completing a Social Perception Study survey so anyone who want to help me out is so welcome!

Bimbo's Dilemma of the Day: Who should be my wallpaper? Taylor or Miley?