Monday, November 23, 2009

On Presentation Slides

There was this one time no too long ago in UKM... I was forced to help one of my idiotic, lazy and irresponsible juniors to to her program proposals. After awesomely completed her proposels, I realised that we would have to present them to the school authorities to get the approval aka MONETARY FUNDING. I was too tired of using my brain juice to help her by then. Thinking that she must not be that stoooppiid... I let her do the presentation slides and was planning to let her present the proposals...

Then.... Mother of all horror!!!! She had to screw up the slides and she had to had a panic attack (due to her lack of preparation) while we were waiting in line. OMG!!!!

Goodness gracious! Our presentation slot were postponed. Not because of her, but because the school authorities grew tired of listening to useless, lame proposals.

So I took the liberty of helping her (again) to redo the presentation slides. And since she bailed and took her silly ass back to her hometown and also avoided me by refusing to answer my calls, I also presented the presentation.

Of course I nailed the presentation. Hence, we will be heading to Australia next year!!!! Sans my idiotic, lazy and irresponsible junior of course... Karma is a bitch...

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Milo Milo I Love U

In case you are wondering....
No... It's not Milo as in the cocoa powder.

It's my Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious NEW MyVi...
Oh Yes! Totally like it cos' it's totally awesome...
Now, I can eat all the PORK that I want, anytime I want to :D
I can also send my laundry, go fill RO water, and go find my friends...
And OMG!!! Can go out with Milo whenever I want to...

...***<<<BECAUSE I CAN>>>***...

I finally meet Milo after having it spent 1 month and a half in my hometown. During that period, I was so missing it. As for Milo, it was driven around by my parents to work, to "yam-cha" with friends and to visit my grandma. Milo was also driven all the way from changkat, Penang to Bentong, Pahang... No sweat cos Milo is just so awesomely brand new and powerful... Hahaha

As soon as I was back at home, I started to drive Milo... My first passager with it was my mum. I drove her back to home from the train station after my arrival at 5 in the A.M. Mum kinda sorta freak out with my driving skills (P/S: Has not been driving for 5 years since i got my driving license after SPM) because i was trying to get use to Milo's speeding and braking power...

Afterwards, I was made to practise driving and parking again by my mum. She even got me a driving tutor in the gracious and awesome form of Mr Rama. He was so patient to my (not so awesome and kinda lacking) driving skills. We drove around town and I managed to excel in my crash course (Hmmm... Ironic... and Funny... If you get what I meant...)

My first practical aka errand right after my lessons with Mr Rama was to drive mum to grandma's place. (You should kindly and subtly reject to drive your beloved mum right after you get your license...Because)She imposed a speed limit between 40 to 60 kmph on me and we took way longer than usual to get to grandma's place. I also gave everyone (and that about 25 people...divided into 5 trips of 5 people) a ride around grandma's place so that they can verify my now excellent driving skills (and ensure mum that I'm good and safe and will be OK).

I also drove to grandma's place again all by myself the next day and ended up doing the following errands in ascending order (P/S: I need my practices!):

1. Took cousin A back from kindergarten
2. Took cousins B and C back from primary school
3. Drove Aunty A and cousin F to Aunty B's house
4. Took Aunty B's kids - cousins C, D, and E
5. Drove to the ''Rotan" shop and got a hula-hoop
6. Dropped cousin C at tuition centre to register for tuition
7. Sent cousin D to her tuition centre which is different from cousin C's
8. Went to the hair salon to get haircuts for Aunty A, cousin C, D, F and myself
9. Went back to grandma's place to drop off everybody
10.Drove to dad's car workshop to get Milo cleaned up

After 5 days at home, dad and I drove Milo to UKM. Karma is really a bitch because there was this modified Wira that was tailgating and flashing Milo when we drove pass Taiping, I let it pass and the idiots in there actually made faces at us... And when we were at Gua Tempurung the same Wira was seen hiting the highway lane-divider because the one of the idiots drove way too fast on slippery road... I was laughing and still am right now thinking about those idiots' dazed and confused faces when I drove pass them... Dad drove too because I was tired and we managed to arrive safely in UKM...