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Of Funeral, Tutoring my Cousins, Suprised Shopping, and Chatting Jap-Culture

The other day, not so long ago, my grand-uncle passed away. I didn't really feel sad and devastated. In fact, I felt happy and relieved because he is finally free to move on, faraway from his suffering and illness and off to the other side to meet with his old friends and relatives. So I went to his funeral rather happily. I ate a lot of stuffs (OMG! Funeral foods are so delicious!) such as Laksa, Chicken porridge, Chinese kuih, more Laksa, Fried pork, ABC sup, Lotus rot and groundnut sup, Salted veggie and tofu sup, etc... I also met and chatted with so many people because most of my relatives were there (My grand-uncle was a great man when he was alive!). I catchede up with my cousins on their lives, I asked how my garnny and grand-aunts and other grand-uncles are doing, I repeated that I'm doing my Master degree now like a gazillion times, even to my dad's friends that I haven't really met before! After the funeral, we sent our condolences again to his family...

And I went to my aunt's house to tutor my cousins (all five of them) in SPM, PMR and UPSR. Truth be told, tutoring my own cousins is way more difficult than tutoring stranger. Due to our bonds (FYI, I'm defending champion in the unofficial poll of most popular cousin...LOL), they were not really taking my tuition seriously. They tend to drift away into their phone texting, favorite TV shows and shopping planning. But I couldn't blame them la. They are still my cousins and they were on holidays. Hence, I tried my best to tutor them whenever they were in the mood to study. FYI, this always and definitely happened after I called my aunt and asked her to come check on us. Sneaky! I know! But hey! It worked!!!

After nearly completing our revision, we were brought out to AutoCity by my uncle and aunt for dinner. We switched restaurants twice, thanks to my picky-without-no-real-decision-on-where-to-eat cousins and finally settled on BOSTON. The dinner was awesome because we were food swapping like nobody's business and everybody gets to eat everything! (PSA: You can only do so if you're 100% sure that you are all healthy and have clean mouth hygiene! Seriously!) After dinner, we went walking around AutoCity. And I got an absolutely cool watch from one of the booths. I wasn't planning to buy anything so it was awesome that I got something so marvelous!

Before I came back here, We met up with my uncle's Japanese friend Mr Kobayashi and he introduced us to his younger daughter Miho-san. She was so cute and friendly. Her English is so-so but we had a great time chatting about Animes, Mangas, Japanese series, Harajuku, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Japanese temples, and Japanese festivals... She even invited us all to Japan!!! Hahaha... Maybe we will go there afterall, in the future, not now definitely!

So spending times with my family makes me so awesomely happy and kinda recharged my energy and spirits a lot! I love my family! So much that I am missing them now! Looking forward to my next trip home... O_0

Death's Memories

Here you are again
Taking lives
Guiding souls
Creating sorrows
Stifling cherfulness

Here you are again
Uninvited
Unanticipated
Unforseened
Unwelcomed

Here you are again
You come
And you go
We die
And we follow

Wasting Time...

Just Dance

My friends were rather envious of me because I'm always happy and sunny. Well, I'm human and I have my own dark and twisty times too. However, I don't really like to dwell into my sadness and frustrations. I would always dance myself out of them. As much as I like to dance, I'm still a clubbing virgin...Sigh... FYI, I'm not a good dancer and all my moves are geeky and rather incoordinated. So I danced in my room, in front of my HUGE mirror, Savouring the moments and just let myself go. It feels so damn awesome everytime... Seriously! and I would always dance until I'm exhausted AND contented... If I still have some fragments of energy left, I would go for second round and experiment with new, always geekier moves... Again, Absolutely awesome!!!

So, next time you feel down or sad or dark or twisty... Just dance!!!

A New Fixation

I just realized that I am so in love with French songs. I can't explain the connection. I am just so in love with it. J'adore les musiques des Francais. C'est Bon!

Makin' Some Progress

So I'm still cranky. But I'm less combustive now that I'm making some progress with my works. Then again, I still got a long way to go in terms of completing my works. Last night I danced myself away to Katy Perry and Lady GaGa... Haha... Seriously don't know what I'm gonna do without my muses... I also had a weird dream in which I was a Vegas casinos robbers!!! It was so damn cool beside the part where I got capture when I was leaving Vegas with my moneys...


I also donated some blood after a long time... It felt great but I kinda hated the needles now. I used to watched the whole process when the nurse applies alcohol on my arm and then pokes me with the needle. I used to had a high when that happened. Now I just chickened off and looked away, far, far away... Chicken... Haha... Hey people! Please kindly donate your blood and also register yourself as organ donors! You'll be happy to know that you can help others more actually without even have to poke your wallets for money. Forget about the craps they told you about getting diseases when donating blood or the even crappier crap about going to heaven or hell without your eyes, etc when you donate your organs. That's a lot of cows and zero fact! Don't be selfish because your chickeness with needles will go away the more you donate blood. And you will not feel anything when the doctors retrieve your organs because you are dead anyway...


I am a huge supporter of equal rights between sexes and also gay rights. However, my encounter with a bitchy and horrendously fugly female lecturer the other day nearly changed my mind. It happened like this...


I was desperately looking for the toilet because I was carrying a huge load of pee... And I finally found it, a Male Toilet... Although it is meant for staffs only, I was too desperate to look further and besides, there was no staffs waiting to use it... So I switched on the lights and was planning to enter... Then I saw this nerdy Female professor coming out from her room and with her crazy eyes, Huge glasses and fugly dress sense she made her way up to me and was semi-shouting that "THIS TOILET IS MEANT FOR STAFFS ONLY." I told her that I was desperate and in an emergency because truly and honestly, my bladder was going to burst... But she just shoved away my explanation and continue to direct me to the students' toilet a thousand miles away from where I was standing... At this point, I was extremely cranky, literally combustive and absolutely annoyed (remember my sanctions?!). So I asked her "Madam, can't you see than I'm really really desperate? Why you insist on making a simple pee-pee so difficult for me?" (P/S: My brain was shouting "Biatch! Back off or I will shoot you with my urine right here right now! Back the hell off and evaporate!!!") And her reply nearly caused me a heart attack!!! I think I peed a bit in my pants... She said: "Because I need to use this toilet." SO, when the sign on the toilet says "FOR STAFFS ONLY", students can't use the toilet! THEN, THE SAME RULE SHOULD BE APPLIED WHEN THE SIGN ON THE TOILET SAYS "MALE TOILET"!!! That fugly biatch just went high and above by telling me about respecting the rights of staffs and then BROKE ALL THE RULES by entering the MALE TOILET!!! STUPID, FUGLY, HORRENDOUS BIATCH!!!!! KARMA is a BIATCH and SHE'S SO GOING TO GET TO YOU AND DRAG YOU DOWN!!! You just wait and see FUGLY BIATCH!!!

Having said all that, thank goodness I got my toilet break from the students' toilet a thousand miles away. And I was contended when the fugly biatch was criticized and grilled on by the other lecturers in a coloqium right after our encounter because she was being a total asshole of a supervisor to her Research Assistant cum PhD student. Matter of fact is, she was so damn humiliated that she left the conference room right after she was criticized and grilled on... My guess is that she went back to the same MALE STAFFS' TOILET to cry... Told'ya!!! Karma is a Biatch!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha... Evil Laugh... Hahahahahahaha...

Sanctioning Myself

It has been going on for too long... Too much TVs, too much drama series, too much sleeps... Now I am feeling so useless and incapable... Sigh... Hence, in the spirit to save myself from getting more and more and more miserably lazy, I'm starting a ONE-WEEK sanction on TVs, Drama Series and Sleeps on myself... From 8pm 3rd August till 8pm 10th August... I sincerely and truly hope that all my works will be done before my sanction ends... Fingers crossed...

P/S: Beware people... I'm so cranky and combustive now >...< Don't screw with me if you are not prepare to feel my WRATH!!!