Bummed...

There's this author named Neil Gaiman,
Whose stories are enjoyed by this man;
This man got himself almost all his books,
He swore to get them all, by hooks or by crooks;
"Smokes and Mirrors" was picked up one day,
This man was planning to read it in a day;
But then this man suddenly realised,
That the stories inside were full of suprises;
A hidden story as undelivered wedding gift,
A chopped arm as Mr Fox's death gift;
A stack of tarots about vampires,
Another stack of tarots owned by a sorceress;
There are many more suprises in store,
Which scare this man's friends even more;
Right now this man is feeling bummed,
Because he is not feeling calm;
This man wonders when he will,
Get his wild imagination to be still;
A warnng for all you scaredy cats out there,
Before you read Neil Gaiman you should put your imagination in "Neverwhere".