I was in the middle of my Gossip Girl/Ugly Betty/Grey's Anatomy reruns...
Then I realized all of the shows have elements of sex in every episode...
Gossip Girl...
Chuck Bass was invited to a high-end sex party.
Dan Humprey was doing the new teacher named Rachel.
Ugly Betty...
Amanda was evicted from her apartment so she stayed at MODE and constantly flashed herself to the security guard via the CCTV. Amanda was later caught smooching Betty's crush aka Justin.
Grey's Anatomy...
Derek and Meredith just woke up from their non-marriage sex in the living room of Mer's house. Nuff said.
After seeing this, I was reminded of my friend, Clueless Carlos.(FYI, I'm not disgusted with the sex in the shows but I didn't really like them sexing each and every episode with kinky sex too.)
Carlos is a very naive but interesting character. He is one of those person who stare at you with wide-eyes and them proceed to ask the meanings of sexual terms. This is because he was raised in a highly orthodox non-sexual family so he only got all the sexual knowledge after leaving home.
Examples...
There's this one time when we talked about Threesome, Carlos actually thought that we were talking about having sex on top of the tree. He proceed to think that Foursome is having sex with flour and Gang Bang was misintepreted as Continuous Big Bangs happening simultaneously in the galaxy...
And then there's this one time when one of his kinky, imaginative female friends asked whether he watched girl-on-girl sex before. His reply was, and I quote "I know that you're kidding me so stop it. Girl-on-girl sex is just the product of your overly creative imagination!"
So the moral of Carlos' story (besides the fact that pre-marital sex is a No-No and even if you want to do it, you should practise Safe Sex so that you won't get STDs) is that sexual education is a constant and never-ending learning process. So, embrace and learn...
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