Wednesday, 30th December 2009...
HAPPY.SUNNY.BEAUTIFUL
I woke up late actually at 830am. I was burning the midnight oil putting the finishing touches on the AWESOME Interim Report for my research. Words can't explain HOW GLAD and SERENE i felt after completing this gruesome report. But I DID IT! Yay yay yay!
Was supposed to show it to my supervisor (btw, she's elegance personified) at 815am but when i rushed to her office in Milo she was just arriving... Smooth... Of course she was satisfied with my report so off she sent me to give it to our dearly research fund provider in damansara.
I dropped off my laundry, chatted with the all-so-sweet Akak working there. Then it was just me, Milo and the sunny morning... Felt so calm and relaxed, fresh air all around us and the sunbeams are jussssstttt right....
Droved to the awesome UKM-only carpark near the KTM station and left Milo there with my matric card on display (I don't want them to clamp Milo up.... Would be devastating for me and him) and i stroll to the station with my new favorite song - "Two is better than One" by Boys like Girl & Taylor Swift (P/S: Taylor, I LOVE YOU!)
In the train i found myself a very nice seat... And I saw a beautiful looking guy! He literally has 60% of his chiselled face covered by his facial hair but he was so awesomely well-groomed. I seriously don't realize that I have a thing for Hairy up until that moment. Hahaha... I couldn't take my eyes off him...
We went down at the same station (KL Sentral) and we seperated. i went to wait for my rapidkl bus downstairs and i kept finding beautiful peoples... There was this cute, excited little boy on his first bus ride in my bus... A very kind and motherly cleaner aunty who helped me to scanned (using her employee card) open the door to the toilet at the company of our research fund provider... And a very cute tourist girl with her grey short and faded green Cookies Monster T-shirt... wonderful day indeed...
The rapidkl bus on my way back was new!!! Very comfy seats and the journey took us to Lorong Maarof, with nice houses and even nicer cars!!! I saw my dream cars - an indigo HONDA ACCORD and a metallic earth-gold TOYOTA CAMBRY. Precious... The palm trees along the lorong also grew taller and bigger, which made them look even nicer... I'm happy...
i went to the gym too, after like forever... The gym has changed from California Fitness to Celebrity Fitness and they added a private personal training area. i ran (all the while listening to my favorite song), i lifted weights and finally i swam...... It's magical how you get to feel so liberating and free when you are in the water!!! Make me wanna stay in the water for as long as i can...Like a Merman....Hahaha
Afterward, i went to order Monterey Chicken - Chillis To Go... Shopped for the life-saving (blood-conservating) mozzies repellent and i got back to UKM.
I felt happy, healthy and sunny for once in a very long time on Wednesday. i hope everyday will be happy, healthy and sunny in the future...
P/S: Told'ya that i won't write about you... Thanks for your kiss... feel free to read the other entries but beware...I'm not as bright and sunny as you think i am... More to dark and twisted...
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Nicholas was... (BY THE AWESOMELY TALENTED...AND SADISTICALLY SARCASTIC NEIL GAIMAN)
older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.
The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.
Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.
He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.
Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.
He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
Four Awesome Tips on Buying CDs
1. Don't buy the first edition CD. There will always be a special/duluxe/limited/extended edition with more songs and videos and freebies for a particular album...
2. Don't buy CDs in shops specialized in selling CDs. They always butcher you (and me) with sky-high price-tags. Get your CDs from bookstores... Borders is my favorite place cos they have discounted CDs...ALL.THE.TIME.
3. If you want to buy CDs from hip and awesome artists (i.e. Linkin Park, AAR, Lady GaGa, and anyone or band or group that includes curse words in their albums) don't get the CDs in Malaysia or try getting the imported CDs. The idiotic, silly, stoooopid, trigger-friendly and psychologically unstable minions in the censorship board would censored most of the lyrics (just like what you get from the local radio stations). Hence, you will feel cheated and darn unsatisfied with your CDs.
4. Only buy the CDs from artists that deserve your money... Don't buy CDs for the sake of collecting them because you have been getting the CDs from the same artist/group/band since forever... The musics tend or most of the time will turn sucky, especially when someone decided to change the direction of their creativity or someone left a group/band.
2. Don't buy CDs in shops specialized in selling CDs. They always butcher you (and me) with sky-high price-tags. Get your CDs from bookstores... Borders is my favorite place cos they have discounted CDs...ALL.THE.TIME.
3. If you want to buy CDs from hip and awesome artists (i.e. Linkin Park, AAR, Lady GaGa, and anyone or band or group that includes curse words in their albums) don't get the CDs in Malaysia or try getting the imported CDs. The idiotic, silly, stoooopid, trigger-friendly and psychologically unstable minions in the censorship board would censored most of the lyrics (just like what you get from the local radio stations). Hence, you will feel cheated and darn unsatisfied with your CDs.
4. Only buy the CDs from artists that deserve your money... Don't buy CDs for the sake of collecting them because you have been getting the CDs from the same artist/group/band since forever... The musics tend or most of the time will turn sucky, especially when someone decided to change the direction of their creativity or someone left a group/band.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
The Need to Escape
Life has been very busy lately...
Busy waiting for people to give me the green light to finish my assignments;
Busy getting frustrated with myself because I was kept waiting for so long;
Busy finishing my other assignments before their deadlines;
Busy with debate training and selection process;
Busy talking and discussing with walls;
Busy talking and discussing with walls;
Busy avoiding people i don't want to meet;
Busy avoiding my past who is haunting me now;
Busy taking up responsibilities when i shouldn't have;
Busy tellling everyone it's gonna be OK;
Busy trying to get un-busy... To no avail...
Feels like I can't breathe most of the time...
When I feel like I can, I'm constantly worrying that I will run out of air to breathe...
My favorite song now is Dido's 'Sand in My Shoes'...
At least it gives me a false and temporary sense of freedom when i'm listening to it...
I would be good if I can escape from everything and everybody now...
Wish i can just hit "Pause" right here and right now...
For as long as I desire...
Because I want to be anywhere but here...
Monday, November 23, 2009
On Presentation Slides
There was this one time no too long ago in UKM... I was forced to help one of my idiotic, lazy and irresponsible juniors to to her program proposals. After awesomely completed her proposels, I realised that we would have to present them to the school authorities to get the approval aka MONETARY FUNDING. I was too tired of using my brain juice to help her by then. Thinking that she must not be that stoooppiid... I let her do the presentation slides and was planning to let her present the proposals...
Then.... Mother of all horror!!!! She had to screw up the slides and she had to had a panic attack (due to her lack of preparation) while we were waiting in line. OMG!!!!
Goodness gracious! Our presentation slot were postponed. Not because of her, but because the school authorities grew tired of listening to useless, lame proposals.
So I took the liberty of helping her (again) to redo the presentation slides. And since she bailed and took her silly ass back to her hometown and also avoided me by refusing to answer my calls, I also presented the presentation.
Of course I nailed the presentation. Hence, we will be heading to Australia next year!!!! Sans my idiotic, lazy and irresponsible junior of course... Karma is a bitch...
Then.... Mother of all horror!!!! She had to screw up the slides and she had to had a panic attack (due to her lack of preparation) while we were waiting in line. OMG!!!!
Goodness gracious! Our presentation slot were postponed. Not because of her, but because the school authorities grew tired of listening to useless, lame proposals.
So I took the liberty of helping her (again) to redo the presentation slides. And since she bailed and took her silly ass back to her hometown and also avoided me by refusing to answer my calls, I also presented the presentation.
Of course I nailed the presentation. Hence, we will be heading to Australia next year!!!! Sans my idiotic, lazy and irresponsible junior of course... Karma is a bitch...
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Milo Milo I Love U
In case you are wondering....
No... It's not Milo as in the cocoa powder.
It's my Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious NEW MyVi...
Oh Yes! Totally like it cos' it's totally awesome...
Now, I can eat all the PORK that I want, anytime I want to :D
I can also send my laundry, go fill RO water, and go find my friends...
And OMG!!! Can go out with Milo whenever I want to...
...***<<<BECAUSE I CAN>>>***...
I finally meet Milo after having it spent 1 month and a half in my hometown. During that period, I was so missing it. As for Milo, it was driven around by my parents to work, to "yam-cha" with friends and to visit my grandma. Milo was also driven all the way from changkat, Penang to Bentong, Pahang... No sweat cos Milo is just so awesomely brand new and powerful... Hahaha
As soon as I was back at home, I started to drive Milo... My first passager with it was my mum. I drove her back to home from the train station after my arrival at 5 in the A.M. Mum kinda sorta freak out with my driving skills (P/S: Has not been driving for 5 years since i got my driving license after SPM) because i was trying to get use to Milo's speeding and braking power...
Afterwards, I was made to practise driving and parking again by my mum. She even got me a driving tutor in the gracious and awesome form of Mr Rama. He was so patient to my (not so awesome and kinda lacking) driving skills. We drove around town and I managed to excel in my crash course (Hmmm... Ironic... and Funny... If you get what I meant...)
My first practical aka errand right after my lessons with Mr Rama was to drive mum to grandma's place. (You should kindly and subtly reject to drive your beloved mum right after you get your license...Because)She imposed a speed limit between 40 to 60 kmph on me and we took way longer than usual to get to grandma's place. I also gave everyone (and that about 25 people...divided into 5 trips of 5 people) a ride around grandma's place so that they can verify my now excellent driving skills (and ensure mum that I'm good and safe and will be OK).
I also drove to grandma's place again all by myself the next day and ended up doing the following errands in ascending order (P/S: I need my practices!):
1. Took cousin A back from kindergarten
2. Took cousins B and C back from primary school
3. Drove Aunty A and cousin F to Aunty B's house
4. Took Aunty B's kids - cousins C, D, and E
5. Drove to the ''Rotan" shop and got a hula-hoop
6. Dropped cousin C at tuition centre to register for tuition
7. Sent cousin D to her tuition centre which is different from cousin C's
8. Went to the hair salon to get haircuts for Aunty A, cousin C, D, F and myself
9. Went back to grandma's place to drop off everybody
10.Drove to dad's car workshop to get Milo cleaned up
After 5 days at home, dad and I drove Milo to UKM. Karma is really a bitch because there was this modified Wira that was tailgating and flashing Milo when we drove pass Taiping, I let it pass and the idiots in there actually made faces at us... And when we were at Gua Tempurung the same Wira was seen hiting the highway lane-divider because the one of the idiots drove way too fast on slippery road... I was laughing and still am right now thinking about those idiots' dazed and confused faces when I drove pass them... Dad drove too because I was tired and we managed to arrive safely in UKM...
No... It's not Milo as in the cocoa powder.
It's my Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious NEW MyVi...
Oh Yes! Totally like it cos' it's totally awesome...
Now, I can eat all the PORK that I want, anytime I want to :D
I can also send my laundry, go fill RO water, and go find my friends...
And OMG!!! Can go out with Milo whenever I want to...
...***<<<BECAUSE I CAN>>>***...
I finally meet Milo after having it spent 1 month and a half in my hometown. During that period, I was so missing it. As for Milo, it was driven around by my parents to work, to "yam-cha" with friends and to visit my grandma. Milo was also driven all the way from changkat, Penang to Bentong, Pahang... No sweat cos Milo is just so awesomely brand new and powerful... Hahaha
As soon as I was back at home, I started to drive Milo... My first passager with it was my mum. I drove her back to home from the train station after my arrival at 5 in the A.M. Mum kinda sorta freak out with my driving skills (P/S: Has not been driving for 5 years since i got my driving license after SPM) because i was trying to get use to Milo's speeding and braking power...
Afterwards, I was made to practise driving and parking again by my mum. She even got me a driving tutor in the gracious and awesome form of Mr Rama. He was so patient to my (not so awesome and kinda lacking) driving skills. We drove around town and I managed to excel in my crash course (Hmmm... Ironic... and Funny... If you get what I meant...)
My first practical aka errand right after my lessons with Mr Rama was to drive mum to grandma's place. (You should kindly and subtly reject to drive your beloved mum right after you get your license...Because)She imposed a speed limit between 40 to 60 kmph on me and we took way longer than usual to get to grandma's place. I also gave everyone (and that about 25 people...divided into 5 trips of 5 people) a ride around grandma's place so that they can verify my now excellent driving skills (and ensure mum that I'm good and safe and will be OK).
I also drove to grandma's place again all by myself the next day and ended up doing the following errands in ascending order (P/S: I need my practices!):
1. Took cousin A back from kindergarten
2. Took cousins B and C back from primary school
3. Drove Aunty A and cousin F to Aunty B's house
4. Took Aunty B's kids - cousins C, D, and E
5. Drove to the ''Rotan" shop and got a hula-hoop
6. Dropped cousin C at tuition centre to register for tuition
7. Sent cousin D to her tuition centre which is different from cousin C's
8. Went to the hair salon to get haircuts for Aunty A, cousin C, D, F and myself
9. Went back to grandma's place to drop off everybody
10.Drove to dad's car workshop to get Milo cleaned up
After 5 days at home, dad and I drove Milo to UKM. Karma is really a bitch because there was this modified Wira that was tailgating and flashing Milo when we drove pass Taiping, I let it pass and the idiots in there actually made faces at us... And when we were at Gua Tempurung the same Wira was seen hiting the highway lane-divider because the one of the idiots drove way too fast on slippery road... I was laughing and still am right now thinking about those idiots' dazed and confused faces when I drove pass them... Dad drove too because I was tired and we managed to arrive safely in UKM...
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Stopping...Myself
Stop complaining...There are others who are more miserable
Stop procastinating...You gotta do it now and do it good
Stop defining...Living has no definition
Stop pretending...Tell them you don't like their silly annoyances
Stop hiding...Life is much better in the great outdoors
Stop worrying...Just explore and experience
Stop waiting...Tell them you wanna be their friends
Stop pining...You know you should move on
Stop getting influenced...You are who you are
Stop trying to cry...You are a happy person...Don't change that
Stop thinking...Start planning your trips
Stop eating excessively...You eat way too much...Others are jealous with your metabolism
Stop trying to stop yourself...You deserve much better...Go get it!!!
Stop procastinating...You gotta do it now and do it good
Stop defining...Living has no definition
Stop pretending...Tell them you don't like their silly annoyances
Stop hiding...Life is much better in the great outdoors
Stop worrying...Just explore and experience
Stop waiting...Tell them you wanna be their friends
Stop pining...You know you should move on
Stop getting influenced...You are who you are
Stop trying to cry...You are a happy person...Don't change that
Stop thinking...Start planning your trips
Stop eating excessively...You eat way too much...Others are jealous with your metabolism
Stop trying to stop yourself...You deserve much better...Go get it!!!
Mes Amis...
I like my friends... They are different... They are not normal people...
I have friends from a diverse cultural mixing pot (Malaysia Negara Berbilang Kaum... Sempoi!)
I have friends from Parit Buntar (Me hometown...Childhood friends)
I have friends who pulled down my pant and exposed my undies in the schoolbus (I pulled them back)
I have friends who don't friend with me now... but friend with me later (Oh the joy of kindergarten)
I have friends who go way back with me (My brothas and sistas back in primary and secondary school)
I have friends who are Scouts (37th Krian Scout Troop - We are the Champions!!!)
I have my best friends (Nien Cze, Kae Ong, Elle, Iejan, and Fea)
I have my KMPh Gang (Jin Ee, Chung Min, Chang Yun, Yong Kang, Qi Wei)
I have bimbo friends (Fea, Kevin, Alia, Myself, etc...)
I have my cool, awesome, clever debater friends (Killing brain cells is so much fun!)
I have my ex-course mates (All are beauties with brains...Chemistry is HArd and Difficult...)
I have my MEP friends (MEP-MAjlis Eksekutif Pelajar Kolej Ibu Zain)
I have technophobe (Ma cherie - Tang Cher Linn)
I have other-phobes (Ma Cherie - Tang Cher Linn)
I have gossip kings and queens (All my friends are...Most just don't realize this fact)
I have problematic suicidal friends (Can't tell you... Won't tell you)
I have gay friends (Don't have to tell you...You will figure them out soon)
I have lesbian friends (You don't know them anyway)
I have friends who smokes (Keat Lim, Reno, Nana...OMG! Only 3 smokers... Sweet!)
I have friends i met online
I love all my friends... Eventhough I don't show it or tell them...
They keep me going...
They are always here with me...
All Hail Friendship!!!
I have friends from a diverse cultural mixing pot (Malaysia Negara Berbilang Kaum... Sempoi!)
I have friends from Parit Buntar (Me hometown...Childhood friends)
I have friends who pulled down my pant and exposed my undies in the schoolbus (I pulled them back)
I have friends who don't friend with me now... but friend with me later (Oh the joy of kindergarten)
I have friends who go way back with me (My brothas and sistas back in primary and secondary school)
I have friends who are Scouts (37th Krian Scout Troop - We are the Champions!!!)
I have my best friends (Nien Cze, Kae Ong, Elle, Iejan, and Fea)
I have my KMPh Gang (Jin Ee, Chung Min, Chang Yun, Yong Kang, Qi Wei)
I have bimbo friends (Fea, Kevin, Alia, Myself, etc...)
I have my cool, awesome, clever debater friends (Killing brain cells is so much fun!)
I have my ex-course mates (All are beauties with brains...Chemistry is HArd and Difficult...)
I have my MEP friends (MEP-MAjlis Eksekutif Pelajar Kolej Ibu Zain)
I have technophobe (Ma cherie - Tang Cher Linn)
I have other-phobes (Ma Cherie - Tang Cher Linn)
I have gossip kings and queens (All my friends are...Most just don't realize this fact)
I have problematic suicidal friends (Can't tell you... Won't tell you)
I have gay friends (Don't have to tell you...You will figure them out soon)
I have lesbian friends (You don't know them anyway)
I have friends who smokes (Keat Lim, Reno, Nana...OMG! Only 3 smokers... Sweet!)
I have friends i met online
I love all my friends... Eventhough I don't show it or tell them...
They keep me going...
They are always here with me...
All Hail Friendship!!!
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Ciao is...
Ciao is "Hello" in Italian
Ciao is a greeting to a friend
Ciao is a new start after something awful happened
Ciao is a new begining which hopefully is happy
Ciao is the connection between two strangers
Ciao leads to endless posibilities
Ciao is another way of saying "I Love You"
Ciao is the opposite of Leaving
Ciao is wanting you to stay
Ciao is needing you
Ciao is amazing
Ciao is captivating
Ciao is overwhelmingly touching
"Ciao"... Is a Love Story
Ciao is a greeting to a friend
Ciao is a new start after something awful happened
Ciao is a new begining which hopefully is happy
Ciao is the connection between two strangers
Ciao leads to endless posibilities
Ciao is another way of saying "I Love You"
Ciao is the opposite of Leaving
Ciao is wanting you to stay
Ciao is needing you
Ciao is amazing
Ciao is captivating
Ciao is overwhelmingly touching
"Ciao"... Is a Love Story
How to Start...
I have been feeling rather lonely emotionally and mentally lately. I used to have so much confidence in me. I used to not care about what other people said. I used to be so full of myself. But lately, I lost all that. I am constantly trying to keep my emotion afloat and be happy. I feel that my life energy is draining away from me to nowhere. I just feel so sad and miserable.
It would be good to have somebody that I can really connect with, that I want to share the going-ons in my life with, that will make me laugh and keep me warm with his/her presence, that care about me as much as I care about him/her. I would be good...
How to start? Where to start looking? When will I find my somebody?
I am still OK. It's just that I deserve to be HAPPY and to be LOVED...
I will say it... The sentence "I Like You."
I will ask... The question "Would you like to go out with me?"
I WANT to say it... I WANT to ask...
Just waiting for the right person now. Always looking... Constantly pining...
It would be good to have somebody that I can really connect with, that I want to share the going-ons in my life with, that will make me laugh and keep me warm with his/her presence, that care about me as much as I care about him/her. I would be good...
How to start? Where to start looking? When will I find my somebody?
I am still OK. It's just that I deserve to be HAPPY and to be LOVED...
I will say it... The sentence "I Like You."
I will ask... The question "Would you like to go out with me?"
I WANT to say it... I WANT to ask...
Just waiting for the right person now. Always looking... Constantly pining...
A State of Ignorance Which Leads to Disastrous Suicidality
So i had this friend. Everything is about him. He always rant and rant and rant about him unable to get any girlfriend. The problem is - he just kept on looking and chasing for girls who are seriously and extremely way outta his reach. Of course, he get rejected by the girls, in fact, he got rejected over and over and over again. But unfortunately, he is just too dumb to learn that all those girls are way way outta his league... I feel sad for my friend because now he's getting himself miserable and depressed by listening to suicidal songs and watching depressive movies. I hope that my friend will lower down his expectation because he's seriously seriouly plain looking.
I really hope that my friend will find his happiness and not keep on daydreaming that he actually stand a chance to get all those extremely high maintanance and drop dead gorgeous crushes of his... It ain't gonna happen for you my friend... Wake up from your dream...
I really hope that my friend will find his happiness and not keep on daydreaming that he actually stand a chance to get all those extremely high maintanance and drop dead gorgeous crushes of his... It ain't gonna happen for you my friend... Wake up from your dream...
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Betrayal
I asked for your help
You said 'YES'
I gave you the instructions
You said 'OK'
I reminded you to be cautious
You said 'I'LL BE CAREFUL'
I worried about you
You said 'I WON'T SCREW UP'
I waited for you
You said 'I NEED MORE TIME'
I lost my patience
You said 'I'M ALMOST DONE'
I thanked you
You said 'ANYTIME BRO'
I thought you helped me
You were 'NOT HELPFUL'
I thought you followed my instructions
You 'DIDN'T'
I thought you were cautious
You were 'SO F*#@ING CARELESS'
I thought you were great
You were 'SCREWING AROUND'
I kept on waiting
You kept on 'WASTING MY TIME'
I lost my cool
You said 'YOU WERE SORRY'
I take back my forgiveness, because
You 'BETRAYED MY TRUST'\
P/S: I HOPE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...
You said 'YES'
I gave you the instructions
You said 'OK'
I reminded you to be cautious
You said 'I'LL BE CAREFUL'
I worried about you
You said 'I WON'T SCREW UP'
I waited for you
You said 'I NEED MORE TIME'
I lost my patience
You said 'I'M ALMOST DONE'
I thanked you
You said 'ANYTIME BRO'
I thought you helped me
You were 'NOT HELPFUL'
I thought you followed my instructions
You 'DIDN'T'
I thought you were cautious
You were 'SO F*#@ING CARELESS'
I thought you were great
You were 'SCREWING AROUND'
I kept on waiting
You kept on 'WASTING MY TIME'
I lost my cool
You said 'YOU WERE SORRY'
I take back my forgiveness, because
You 'BETRAYED MY TRUST'\
P/S: I HOPE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Se7en OMGs
1. Gossip Girl is airing september 14th...
2. Grey's Anatomy is airing September 24th...
3. Ugly Betty is airing october 9th...
4. Ellen Degeneres is replacing Paula Abdul as the 4th judge in American Idol...
5. I have fallen in love... with developmental theories...
6. I'm getting my very own car...
7. I'm sleeping lesser and lesser...
2. Grey's Anatomy is airing September 24th...
3. Ugly Betty is airing october 9th...
4. Ellen Degeneres is replacing Paula Abdul as the 4th judge in American Idol...
5. I have fallen in love... with developmental theories...
6. I'm getting my very own car...
7. I'm sleeping lesser and lesser...
Monday, August 31, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Of Funeral, Tutoring my Cousins, Suprised Shopping, and Chatting Jap-Culture
The other day, not so long ago, my grand-uncle passed away. I didn't really feel sad and devastated. In fact, I felt happy and relieved because he is finally free to move on, faraway from his suffering and illness and off to the other side to meet with his old friends and relatives. So I went to his funeral rather happily. I ate a lot of stuffs (OMG! Funeral foods are so delicious!) such as Laksa, Chicken porridge, Chinese kuih, more Laksa, Fried pork, ABC sup, Lotus rot and groundnut sup, Salted veggie and tofu sup, etc... I also met and chatted with so many people because most of my relatives were there (My grand-uncle was a great man when he was alive!). I catchede up with my cousins on their lives, I asked how my garnny and grand-aunts and other grand-uncles are doing, I repeated that I'm doing my Master degree now like a gazillion times, even to my dad's friends that I haven't really met before! After the funeral, we sent our condolences again to his family...
And I went to my aunt's house to tutor my cousins (all five of them) in SPM, PMR and UPSR. Truth be told, tutoring my own cousins is way more difficult than tutoring stranger. Due to our bonds (FYI, I'm defending champion in the unofficial poll of most popular cousin...LOL), they were not really taking my tuition seriously. They tend to drift away into their phone texting, favorite TV shows and shopping planning. But I couldn't blame them la. They are still my cousins and they were on holidays. Hence, I tried my best to tutor them whenever they were in the mood to study. FYI, this always and definitely happened after I called my aunt and asked her to come check on us. Sneaky! I know! But hey! It worked!!!
After nearly completing our revision, we were brought out to AutoCity by my uncle and aunt for dinner. We switched restaurants twice, thanks to my picky-without-no-real-decision-on-where-to-eat cousins and finally settled on BOSTON. The dinner was awesome because we were food swapping like nobody's business and everybody gets to eat everything! (PSA: You can only do so if you're 100% sure that you are all healthy and have clean mouth hygiene! Seriously!) After dinner, we went walking around AutoCity. And I got an absolutely cool watch from one of the booths. I wasn't planning to buy anything so it was awesome that I got something so marvelous!
Before I came back here, We met up with my uncle's Japanese friend Mr Kobayashi and he introduced us to his younger daughter Miho-san. She was so cute and friendly. Her English is so-so but we had a great time chatting about Animes, Mangas, Japanese series, Harajuku, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Japanese temples, and Japanese festivals... She even invited us all to Japan!!! Hahaha... Maybe we will go there afterall, in the future, not now definitely!
So spending times with my family makes me so awesomely happy and kinda recharged my energy and spirits a lot! I love my family! So much that I am missing them now! Looking forward to my next trip home... O_0
And I went to my aunt's house to tutor my cousins (all five of them) in SPM, PMR and UPSR. Truth be told, tutoring my own cousins is way more difficult than tutoring stranger. Due to our bonds (FYI, I'm defending champion in the unofficial poll of most popular cousin...LOL), they were not really taking my tuition seriously. They tend to drift away into their phone texting, favorite TV shows and shopping planning. But I couldn't blame them la. They are still my cousins and they were on holidays. Hence, I tried my best to tutor them whenever they were in the mood to study. FYI, this always and definitely happened after I called my aunt and asked her to come check on us. Sneaky! I know! But hey! It worked!!!
After nearly completing our revision, we were brought out to AutoCity by my uncle and aunt for dinner. We switched restaurants twice, thanks to my picky-without-no-real-decision-on-where-to-eat cousins and finally settled on BOSTON. The dinner was awesome because we were food swapping like nobody's business and everybody gets to eat everything! (PSA: You can only do so if you're 100% sure that you are all healthy and have clean mouth hygiene! Seriously!) After dinner, we went walking around AutoCity. And I got an absolutely cool watch from one of the booths. I wasn't planning to buy anything so it was awesome that I got something so marvelous!
Before I came back here, We met up with my uncle's Japanese friend Mr Kobayashi and he introduced us to his younger daughter Miho-san. She was so cute and friendly. Her English is so-so but we had a great time chatting about Animes, Mangas, Japanese series, Harajuku, Nagasaki, Hiroshima, Japanese temples, and Japanese festivals... She even invited us all to Japan!!! Hahaha... Maybe we will go there afterall, in the future, not now definitely!
So spending times with my family makes me so awesomely happy and kinda recharged my energy and spirits a lot! I love my family! So much that I am missing them now! Looking forward to my next trip home... O_0
Death's Memories
Here you are againTaking lives
Guiding souls
Creating sorrows
Stifling cherfulness
Here you are again
Uninvited
Unanticipated
Unforseened
Unwelcomed
Here you are again
You come
And you go
We die
And we follow
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Just Dance
My friends were rather envious of me because I'm always happy and sunny. Well, I'm human and I have my own dark and twisty times too. However, I don't really like to dwell into my sadness and frustrations. I would always dance myself out of them. As much as I like to dance, I'm still a clubbing virgin...Sigh... FYI, I'm not a good dancer and all my moves are geeky and rather incoordinated. So I danced in my room, in front of my HUGE mirror, Savouring the moments and just let myself go. It feels so damn awesome everytime... Seriously! and I would always dance until I'm exhausted AND contented... If I still have some fragments of energy left, I would go for second round and experiment with new, always geekier moves... Again, Absolutely awesome!!!
So, next time you feel down or sad or dark or twisty... Just dance!!!
So, next time you feel down or sad or dark or twisty... Just dance!!!
Sunday, August 9, 2009
A New Fixation
I just realized that I am so in love with French songs. I can't explain the connection. I am just so in love with it. J'adore les musiques des Francais. C'est Bon!
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Makin' Some Progress
So I'm still cranky. But I'm less combustive now that I'm making some progress with my works. Then again, I still got a long way to go in terms of completing my works. Last night I danced myself away to Katy Perry and Lady GaGa... Haha... Seriously don't know what I'm gonna do without my muses... I also had a weird dream in which I was a Vegas casinos robbers!!! It was so damn cool beside the part where I got capture when I was leaving Vegas with my moneys...
I also donated some blood after a long time... It felt great but I kinda hated the needles now. I used to watched the whole process when the nurse applies alcohol on my arm and then pokes me with the needle. I used to had a high when that happened. Now I just chickened off and looked away, far, far away... Chicken... Haha... Hey people! Please kindly donate your blood and also register yourself as organ donors! You'll be happy to know that you can help others more actually without even have to poke your wallets for money. Forget about the craps they told you about getting diseases when donating blood or the even crappier crap about going to heaven or hell without your eyes, etc when you donate your organs. That's a lot of cows and zero fact! Don't be selfish because your chickeness with needles will go away the more you donate blood. And you will not feel anything when the doctors retrieve your organs because you are dead anyway...
I am a huge supporter of equal rights between sexes and also gay rights. However, my encounter with a bitchy and horrendously fugly female lecturer the other day nearly changed my mind. It happened like this...
I was desperately looking for the toilet because I was carrying a huge load of pee... And I finally found it, a Male Toilet... Although it is meant for staffs only, I was too desperate to look further and besides, there was no staffs waiting to use it... So I switched on the lights and was planning to enter... Then I saw this nerdy Female professor coming out from her room and with her crazy eyes, Huge glasses and fugly dress sense she made her way up to me and was semi-shouting that "THIS TOILET IS MEANT FOR STAFFS ONLY." I told her that I was desperate and in an emergency because truly and honestly, my bladder was going to burst... But she just shoved away my explanation and continue to direct me to the students' toilet a thousand miles away from where I was standing... At this point, I was extremely cranky, literally combustive and absolutely annoyed (remember my sanctions?!). So I asked her "Madam, can't you see than I'm really really desperate? Why you insist on making a simple pee-pee so difficult for me?" (P/S: My brain was shouting "Biatch! Back off or I will shoot you with my urine right here right now! Back the hell off and evaporate!!!") And her reply nearly caused me a heart attack!!! I think I peed a bit in my pants... She said: "Because I need to use this toilet." SO, when the sign on the toilet says "FOR STAFFS ONLY", students can't use the toilet! THEN, THE SAME RULE SHOULD BE APPLIED WHEN THE SIGN ON THE TOILET SAYS "MALE TOILET"!!! That fugly biatch just went high and above by telling me about respecting the rights of staffs and then BROKE ALL THE RULES by entering the MALE TOILET!!! STUPID, FUGLY, HORRENDOUS BIATCH!!!!! KARMA is a BIATCH and SHE'S SO GOING TO GET TO YOU AND DRAG YOU DOWN!!! You just wait and see FUGLY BIATCH!!!
Having said all that, thank goodness I got my toilet break from the students' toilet a thousand miles away. And I was contended when the fugly biatch was criticized and grilled on by the other lecturers in a coloqium right after our encounter because she was being a total asshole of a supervisor to her Research Assistant cum PhD student. Matter of fact is, she was so damn humiliated that she left the conference room right after she was criticized and grilled on... My guess is that she went back to the same MALE STAFFS' TOILET to cry... Told'ya!!! Karma is a Biatch!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha... Evil Laugh... Hahahahahahaha...
I also donated some blood after a long time... It felt great but I kinda hated the needles now. I used to watched the whole process when the nurse applies alcohol on my arm and then pokes me with the needle. I used to had a high when that happened. Now I just chickened off and looked away, far, far away... Chicken... Haha... Hey people! Please kindly donate your blood and also register yourself as organ donors! You'll be happy to know that you can help others more actually without even have to poke your wallets for money. Forget about the craps they told you about getting diseases when donating blood or the even crappier crap about going to heaven or hell without your eyes, etc when you donate your organs. That's a lot of cows and zero fact! Don't be selfish because your chickeness with needles will go away the more you donate blood. And you will not feel anything when the doctors retrieve your organs because you are dead anyway...
I am a huge supporter of equal rights between sexes and also gay rights. However, my encounter with a bitchy and horrendously fugly female lecturer the other day nearly changed my mind. It happened like this...
I was desperately looking for the toilet because I was carrying a huge load of pee... And I finally found it, a Male Toilet... Although it is meant for staffs only, I was too desperate to look further and besides, there was no staffs waiting to use it... So I switched on the lights and was planning to enter... Then I saw this nerdy Female professor coming out from her room and with her crazy eyes, Huge glasses and fugly dress sense she made her way up to me and was semi-shouting that "THIS TOILET IS MEANT FOR STAFFS ONLY." I told her that I was desperate and in an emergency because truly and honestly, my bladder was going to burst... But she just shoved away my explanation and continue to direct me to the students' toilet a thousand miles away from where I was standing... At this point, I was extremely cranky, literally combustive and absolutely annoyed (remember my sanctions?!). So I asked her "Madam, can't you see than I'm really really desperate? Why you insist on making a simple pee-pee so difficult for me?" (P/S: My brain was shouting "Biatch! Back off or I will shoot you with my urine right here right now! Back the hell off and evaporate!!!") And her reply nearly caused me a heart attack!!! I think I peed a bit in my pants... She said: "Because I need to use this toilet." SO, when the sign on the toilet says "FOR STAFFS ONLY", students can't use the toilet! THEN, THE SAME RULE SHOULD BE APPLIED WHEN THE SIGN ON THE TOILET SAYS "MALE TOILET"!!! That fugly biatch just went high and above by telling me about respecting the rights of staffs and then BROKE ALL THE RULES by entering the MALE TOILET!!! STUPID, FUGLY, HORRENDOUS BIATCH!!!!! KARMA is a BIATCH and SHE'S SO GOING TO GET TO YOU AND DRAG YOU DOWN!!! You just wait and see FUGLY BIATCH!!!
Having said all that, thank goodness I got my toilet break from the students' toilet a thousand miles away. And I was contended when the fugly biatch was criticized and grilled on by the other lecturers in a coloqium right after our encounter because she was being a total asshole of a supervisor to her Research Assistant cum PhD student. Matter of fact is, she was so damn humiliated that she left the conference room right after she was criticized and grilled on... My guess is that she went back to the same MALE STAFFS' TOILET to cry... Told'ya!!! Karma is a Biatch!!!!! Hahahahahahahaha... Evil Laugh... Hahahahahahaha...
Monday, August 3, 2009
Sanctioning Myself
It has been going on for too long... Too much TVs, too much drama series, too much sleeps... Now I am feeling so useless and incapable... Sigh... Hence, in the spirit to save myself from getting more and more and more miserably lazy, I'm starting a ONE-WEEK sanction on TVs, Drama Series and Sleeps on myself... From 8pm 3rd August till 8pm 10th August... I sincerely and truly hope that all my works will be done before my sanction ends... Fingers crossed...
P/S: Beware people... I'm so cranky and combustive now >...< Don't screw with me if you are not prepare to feel my WRATH!!!
P/S: Beware people... I'm so cranky and combustive now >...< Don't screw with me if you are not prepare to feel my WRATH!!!
Friday, July 31, 2009
Dear Yasmin
You inspired us to race-less unity
You motivated us to embrace diversity
You moved us with your wonderful creations
You reminded us to respect each others
You are the one-and-only Yasmin Ahmad
You are a role model for us, for me
You are a Legend that shall live on forever in our minds, our hearts, and our souls
May you rest in peace beside the Al-Mighty...
You motivated us to embrace diversity
You moved us with your wonderful creations
You reminded us to respect each others
You are the one-and-only Yasmin Ahmad
You are a role model for us, for me
You are a Legend that shall live on forever in our minds, our hearts, and our souls
May you rest in peace beside the Al-Mighty...
From Reluctance to Enjoyment
So, being a student felo means more than taking care of the students' welfare. We have to guide and monitor their activities progress. We have to do pep talks with them. We have to help them to re-enter their room with spare keys whenever they lock themselves out (P/S: Speaking from experience, students have a weird and consistent tendency to lock themselves out, especially when they want to go shower i.e. they only have their towels on them...). We, well only me, have to be the face of the dorm and PR-ing with the foreign students since my dorm start taking foreign students. And most unfortunately, we ahve to attend random workshops...Sigh...
Last week I attended a so-called "Kursus Pemantapan Felo" in Langkawi, albeit reluctantlybecause the Deputy Vice Chancellor decided to send out "chained mails" that read: Yo'all need to get your asses to the workshop unless you are terminally sick or dying. Hence, I ended up missing the most awesome debating tournament and in the blink of an eye...pooffff... I'm in Langkawi!
The registration - smooth, I roomed with my good friend Daniel.
The facilitators - nice, warm and welcoming! Really enjoy the workshop due to the facilitators only... Comical actions, remarks and jokes included...
The room that we got - Seriously absolutely totally SHADY! The first time Daniel took his shower, well he shouted like a crazy girl because the tap water was yellowish with rust fragments as the company...OMG! WTF! But being the troopers that we are, we presevered and 'tahan'... To add to the already humongous SHADINESS, our room carpet had weird spots all over it, we seriously didn't know and lagi seriously didn't want to know what was them or where did they came from...
The talks - B-O-R-I-N-G! So I doodled and memorized some song lyrics whenever I felt sleepy, which was like 85% of the time.
The Marching - Rather fun because I was not complaining like other suckers who were forced to be at the same place, at the same time as me. Seriously grateful that I was a Scout back in high school and I felt totally awesome since I nailed the marching...Fabulous Smiley Faces...
The workshop - turned into a training camp from "Biro Tatanegara". More complaining fro the other suckers followed since we had to do a lot of physical stuffs. So many people were in denial about where they were... But being the felos from my absolutely awesome dorm, we accepted the fact that we couldn't change anything and just simply had to go through with this workshop/talk/camp/whatever with High Adaptibilities and Classy Posh!
There were some fun things that made the camp enjoyable...
For starter, we broke the curfew everytime we had the chance to and went out from camp site to the beach, to the "Ikan Bakar" and seafood restaurant for fresh, cheap and delicious seafoods, to the souvenirs shops, and to go out from the camp site, just for fun doing nothing...
We also had a so-called "Group Survival" final day of the camp. Whereby we were left with nothing except our clothes on us, our I/C, and our other team-mates. So the aim was to collect 50 bucks per team for a BBQ dinner that we were having. To generate that amount of moolah, we worked in a Padi Museum and it was SO-SO-SO-MUCH FUN!!!! We "tanam/cucuk benih padi. tuai padi, bersihkan kiambang dalam kolam, and tangkap ikan-ikan (bersama dengan pacat-pacat sangat gila siul besar) menggunakan perangkap buluh di dalam sawah padi". It was fan-freakin'-tastic for me personally because I got to do all these things that I had never did before!!! Awesome!!!
But our kind, easy-going, and friendly facilitators suddenly unleashed their inner evil, sadistic and ruthlessly stingy alter egos!!! So we were overworked and underpaid... Good thing we were allowed to freelancing to generate more moolah for our team... My team decided to sing classic Malay songs to foreign tourists and We were absolutely successful!!! Our first customers were a couple of Middle-eastern lovers. They knew nothin' about what we were saying but they were so awesomely kind to want to treat our group of 8 members to lunch when we got to the words "hungry and no money". Of course we rejected the tantalizing offer, so we sang "Rasa Sayang" to them and they gave us 10 bucks... OMG!!! So much moolah with so little efforts!!!
After that, we got 30 bucks from a group of American tourists that kinda prefered to pay us to n0t-to-sing... Haha... But they went along when we told them we were singing classic Malay songs (P/S: "Negaraku" was made into acoustic Malay classic briefly... Everyone were standing up, including the tourists). Now we seriously started to consider the idea of staying permanently in Langkawi and sing our ways to fame and fortune!!! Seriously!!!
A very warm and friendly UK middle-aged couple followed by an enthusiastic and energetic Austrian middle-aged couple gave us 10 bucks each. So by singing 4 times and choosing from 3 songs (Rasa Sayang, Ikan Kedek-kedek, and Negaraku) we managed to get 60 bucks already...
That's freakin' awesome!!!! We were going to sing more because we just enjoy singing to the foreign tourists' clueless and happy faces but our plan was cutted short due to time constraint and the other suckers that were asking for donation because they couldn't use their brains to come up with something more creative to get money...Sigh... But we sure as hell had fun...
Through the camp, I made new friends and we totally bonded from the fantastic times we spent together. I also sneaked out from camp to the beach bars to drink and now I'm absolutely into "Frozen Magarita"... Before we went back, we stopped by the Kuang town because all of us "left": a lot of important stuffs (i.e. alchohols, chocolates, travel luggages, perfumes, souvenirs, etc) there. I spent some money there too in the process of "getting back" the beers, vodkas, chocolates and souvenirs that I "left'' in Kuang myself before the camp.
On the ride back, we watched Micheal Jackson Concert while enjoying the "Langsat". We dropped by for "Nasi Lemak Ikan Masin" dinner at Sungai Perak. And when we finally arrived UKM, it was 1234am this Tuesday...
Just in case you don't know, I enjoyed myself towards the end of our camp. Big-Time!!!
Last week I attended a so-called "Kursus Pemantapan Felo" in Langkawi, albeit reluctantlybecause the Deputy Vice Chancellor decided to send out "chained mails" that read: Yo'all need to get your asses to the workshop unless you are terminally sick or dying. Hence, I ended up missing the most awesome debating tournament and in the blink of an eye...pooffff... I'm in Langkawi!
The registration - smooth, I roomed with my good friend Daniel.
The facilitators - nice, warm and welcoming! Really enjoy the workshop due to the facilitators only... Comical actions, remarks and jokes included...
The room that we got - Seriously absolutely totally SHADY! The first time Daniel took his shower, well he shouted like a crazy girl because the tap water was yellowish with rust fragments as the company...OMG! WTF! But being the troopers that we are, we presevered and 'tahan'... To add to the already humongous SHADINESS, our room carpet had weird spots all over it, we seriously didn't know and lagi seriously didn't want to know what was them or where did they came from...
The talks - B-O-R-I-N-G! So I doodled and memorized some song lyrics whenever I felt sleepy, which was like 85% of the time.
The Marching - Rather fun because I was not complaining like other suckers who were forced to be at the same place, at the same time as me. Seriously grateful that I was a Scout back in high school and I felt totally awesome since I nailed the marching...Fabulous Smiley Faces...
The workshop - turned into a training camp from "Biro Tatanegara". More complaining fro the other suckers followed since we had to do a lot of physical stuffs. So many people were in denial about where they were... But being the felos from my absolutely awesome dorm, we accepted the fact that we couldn't change anything and just simply had to go through with this workshop/talk/camp/whatever with High Adaptibilities and Classy Posh!
There were some fun things that made the camp enjoyable...
For starter, we broke the curfew everytime we had the chance to and went out from camp site to the beach, to the "Ikan Bakar" and seafood restaurant for fresh, cheap and delicious seafoods, to the souvenirs shops, and to go out from the camp site, just for fun doing nothing...
We also had a so-called "Group Survival" final day of the camp. Whereby we were left with nothing except our clothes on us, our I/C, and our other team-mates. So the aim was to collect 50 bucks per team for a BBQ dinner that we were having. To generate that amount of moolah, we worked in a Padi Museum and it was SO-SO-SO-MUCH FUN!!!! We "tanam/cucuk benih padi. tuai padi, bersihkan kiambang dalam kolam, and tangkap ikan-ikan (bersama dengan pacat-pacat sangat gila siul besar) menggunakan perangkap buluh di dalam sawah padi". It was fan-freakin'-tastic for me personally because I got to do all these things that I had never did before!!! Awesome!!!
But our kind, easy-going, and friendly facilitators suddenly unleashed their inner evil, sadistic and ruthlessly stingy alter egos!!! So we were overworked and underpaid... Good thing we were allowed to freelancing to generate more moolah for our team... My team decided to sing classic Malay songs to foreign tourists and We were absolutely successful!!! Our first customers were a couple of Middle-eastern lovers. They knew nothin' about what we were saying but they were so awesomely kind to want to treat our group of 8 members to lunch when we got to the words "hungry and no money". Of course we rejected the tantalizing offer, so we sang "Rasa Sayang" to them and they gave us 10 bucks... OMG!!! So much moolah with so little efforts!!!
After that, we got 30 bucks from a group of American tourists that kinda prefered to pay us to n0t-to-sing... Haha... But they went along when we told them we were singing classic Malay songs (P/S: "Negaraku" was made into acoustic Malay classic briefly... Everyone were standing up, including the tourists). Now we seriously started to consider the idea of staying permanently in Langkawi and sing our ways to fame and fortune!!! Seriously!!!
A very warm and friendly UK middle-aged couple followed by an enthusiastic and energetic Austrian middle-aged couple gave us 10 bucks each. So by singing 4 times and choosing from 3 songs (Rasa Sayang, Ikan Kedek-kedek, and Negaraku) we managed to get 60 bucks already...
That's freakin' awesome!!!! We were going to sing more because we just enjoy singing to the foreign tourists' clueless and happy faces but our plan was cutted short due to time constraint and the other suckers that were asking for donation because they couldn't use their brains to come up with something more creative to get money...Sigh... But we sure as hell had fun...
Through the camp, I made new friends and we totally bonded from the fantastic times we spent together. I also sneaked out from camp to the beach bars to drink and now I'm absolutely into "Frozen Magarita"... Before we went back, we stopped by the Kuang town because all of us "left": a lot of important stuffs (i.e. alchohols, chocolates, travel luggages, perfumes, souvenirs, etc) there. I spent some money there too in the process of "getting back" the beers, vodkas, chocolates and souvenirs that I "left'' in Kuang myself before the camp.
On the ride back, we watched Micheal Jackson Concert while enjoying the "Langsat". We dropped by for "Nasi Lemak Ikan Masin" dinner at Sungai Perak. And when we finally arrived UKM, it was 1234am this Tuesday...
Just in case you don't know, I enjoyed myself towards the end of our camp. Big-Time!!!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Saturday, July 18, 2009
The Hunt for Black Panty Hose
One fine day, not so long ago, Moi woke up rather early for a Saturday cos Moi have to lend Moi support to Moi sister that was attending an important job interview. Moi cleaned up and was ready to go.
Moi walked to the bus stop outside Moi campus. On the way there, Moi sister messaged Moi...
Sis: Hey bro, where art thou now?
Moi: Hey sis, walkin 2 get the bus. Y?
Sis: Umm... I nid ur help la...
(Moi brain: This is weird... Not good!)
Moi: Wit wat?
Sis: I nid u 2 help me buy somethin...Can?
(Moi brain: Red Alert!!! Definitely Not Good!!!)
Moi: Spill it sis! wat u wan?
Sis: Can u help me to buy BIG A4 size envelope?
(Moi brain: OMG! Is that it?! I'm such a paranoid idiot!)
Moi: Oh! No prob! C u l8r!
Sis: While ur at it, pls help me buy panty hose too... Can?
(Moi brain: See see see... I told you that there's something fishy!!!)
Moi: R U SERIOUS??? I thought all girls passing 12yo have panty hose??!! Y u nid to buy now?
Sis: I 4got to bring mine dis mornin... Pls pls pls...
Moi: Ok la... U-O-Me BIG Time!
So Moi got new mission before meeting Moi sister... The Hunt for Panty Hose!!!
Moi went to this pseudo-convinience store in Bandar Tasik Selatan's LRT/KTM/RapidKL Bus station. No trace of panty hose...
Moi went to Times Square...Only 9am... Not open yet...
Moi went to Times Square's... Starbucks Coffee!!! And get Mocha Frappuccino!!!!!!
Moi waited...
10am, Moi made way to Watson in Times Square... No panty hose...
Moi went to the sales assistant...Moi called her Busy...
Moi: Do you sell panty hose here?
Busy: Why you want panty hose?
Moi: I want to wear it. Do you sell it here?
Busy: Why do you want to wear it? You are girl?
Moi: I'm a guy, but sometimes I do drag... Like last night I did and tore my panty hose. So I need a new one now. Do you sell it here?
Busy: You are weird and crazy...
Moi: Yes I am! Do you sell panty hose here?
Busy: No.
And stupid Busy walked away from Moi... Absolutely Dazed and Terrified... Hahahaha... Suit her well for being a Busy Body!!! (I know! I know! Moi is Evil! Right?!)
Moi was rather pleased to have annoyed and frightened the Busy-body Busy... But the hunt for panty hose continued...
Moi walked to this random shop selling socks, accessories, and PANTY HOSES!!! BINGO!!!!!!
There was a Major problem... On display are as follow:
1) Fishnet panty hose
2) Medium-sized fishnet panty hose
3) Skanky fishnet panty hose
4) S&M Fishnet panty hose
5) S&M leather panty hose
6) Pink panty hose
7) Green panty hose
...So many colors, so little blog space...
31) Polka dot panty hose
... So many different colors of polka dots, so so so little blog space...
Basically there were over a gazillion variety on display... Moi called Moi sister...
Moi: I found the panty hose museum, what color/type/DNA/species/design you want?
Sis: Oh! So many design ah... Then no need to buy already la... I just found my black panty hose. Apparently I did remember to brought it along this morning... Thanks anyway...
Moi: I will wack you when I meet you after this!
Sis: Sorry la... Later I treat you lunch... OK?
Moi: That's more like it... See you later sis...
Sis: Ok! See ya!
(Moi brain: At least you learned that 1) people like to judge other people eventhough they shouldn't so those who judge will be judged back and 2) there are a gazillion panty hoses out there...)
The hunt was stopped... So Moi went to support Moi sister... Starbucks Frap in hand!!! (Happy Grin)
Moi walked to the bus stop outside Moi campus. On the way there, Moi sister messaged Moi...
Sis: Hey bro, where art thou now?
Moi: Hey sis, walkin 2 get the bus. Y?
Sis: Umm... I nid ur help la...
(Moi brain: This is weird... Not good!)
Moi: Wit wat?
Sis: I nid u 2 help me buy somethin...Can?
(Moi brain: Red Alert!!! Definitely Not Good!!!)
Moi: Spill it sis! wat u wan?
Sis: Can u help me to buy BIG A4 size envelope?
(Moi brain: OMG! Is that it?! I'm such a paranoid idiot!)
Moi: Oh! No prob! C u l8r!
Sis: While ur at it, pls help me buy panty hose too... Can?
(Moi brain: See see see... I told you that there's something fishy!!!
Moi: R U SERIOUS??? I thought all girls passing 12yo have panty hose??!! Y u nid to buy now?
Sis: I 4got to bring mine dis mornin... Pls pls pls...
Moi: Ok la... U-O-Me BIG Time!
So Moi got new mission before meeting Moi sister... The Hunt for Panty Hose!!!
Moi went to this pseudo-convinience store in Bandar Tasik Selatan's LRT/KTM/RapidKL Bus station. No trace of panty hose...
Moi went to Times Square...Only 9am... Not open yet...
Moi went to Times Square's... Starbucks Coffee!!! And get Mocha Frappuccino!!!!!!
Moi waited...
10am, Moi made way to Watson in Times Square... No panty hose...
Moi went to the sales assistant...Moi called her Busy...
Moi: Do you sell panty hose here?
Busy: Why you want panty hose?
Moi: I want to wear it. Do you sell it here?
Busy: Why do you want to wear it? You are girl?
Moi: I'm a guy, but sometimes I do drag... Like last night I did and tore my panty hose. So I need a new one now. Do you sell it here?
Busy: You are weird and crazy...
Moi: Yes I am! Do you sell panty hose here?
Busy: No.
And stupid Busy walked away from Moi... Absolutely Dazed and Terrified... Hahahaha... Suit her well for being a Busy Body!!! (I know! I know! Moi is Evil! Right?!)
Moi was rather pleased to have annoyed and frightened the Busy-body Busy... But the hunt for panty hose continued...
Moi walked to this random shop selling socks, accessories, and PANTY HOSES!!! BINGO!!!!!!
There was a Major problem... On display are as follow:
1) Fishnet panty hose
2) Medium-sized fishnet panty hose
3) Skanky fishnet panty hose
4) S&M Fishnet panty hose
5) S&M leather panty hose
6) Pink panty hose
7) Green panty hose
...So many colors, so little blog space...
31) Polka dot panty hose
... So many different colors of polka dots, so so so little blog space...
Basically there were over a gazillion variety on display... Moi called Moi sister...
Moi: I found the panty hose museum, what color/type/DNA/species/design you want?
Sis: Oh! So many design ah... Then no need to buy already la... I just found my black panty hose. Apparently I did remember to brought it along this morning... Thanks anyway...
Moi: I will wack you when I meet you after this!
Sis: Sorry la... Later I treat you lunch... OK?
Moi: That's more like it... See you later sis...
Sis: Ok! See ya!
(Moi brain: At least you learned that 1) people like to judge other people eventhough they shouldn't so those who judge will be judged back and 2) there are a gazillion panty hoses out there...)
The hunt was stopped... So Moi went to support Moi sister... Starbucks Frap in hand!!! (Happy Grin)
We Hate You Too!!!
Making my Perfect life Imperfect
Through your stupid accusations
That I'm not doing my works
That I'm not following our contract
That I'm lying to you
That I'm stupid
Turning me from Angel to Devil
Through your idiotic actions
In sabotaging my works
In stifling our progress
In making us wait to no avail
In your procastinations
Treating my Professionalism with Crappy Excuses
Through you and your empty scalp
Giving silly request
Giving unwanted interceptions
Giving baseless reasonings
Giving broken promises
We are not difficult
You are the difficult ones
We are not dumb
You make dumb people look smart
We hope you hate us
Cos we absolutely hate you too
Through your stupid accusations
That I'm not doing my works
That I'm not following our contract
That I'm lying to you
That I'm stupid
Turning me from Angel to Devil
Through your idiotic actions
In sabotaging my works
In stifling our progress
In making us wait to no avail
In your procastinations
Treating my Professionalism with Crappy Excuses
Through you and your empty scalp
Giving silly request
Giving unwanted interceptions
Giving baseless reasonings
Giving broken promises
We are not difficult
You are the difficult ones
We are not dumb
You make dumb people look smart
We hope you hate us
Cos we absolutely hate you too
Friday, July 17, 2009
Retaliation
Tonight is the night
My retaliation begins
I am well armoured now
Awaiting their presence
Excitement and Anticipation mixed
Luck is my friend tonight
They will surely come
They will surely perish
The end is near for them
I am happy
For they will die
An unforseen death
An unfortunate faith
I hope more of them will come
the more the merrier
At least for me
To retaliate
To kill
To eliminate
My retaliation begins
I am well armoured now
Awaiting their presence
Excitement and Anticipation mixed
Luck is my friend tonight
They will surely come
They will surely perish
The end is near for them
I am happy
For they will die
An unforseen death
An unfortunate faith
I hope more of them will come
the more the merrier
At least for me
To retaliate
To kill
To eliminate
Assaults
I was exhausted and sluggish
It was a long and tiring day
Laying on my bed
Lights off
Drifting into sleep
And they came into my room
Stealthly, timidly but excitedly
Their adrenaline level at its all time high
Abruptly
Their assaults began
The first hit was on my forehead
Followed by the second hit on my left thigh
I felt the pains
But they were too good to be seen
Third hit was on my right shoulder blade
Fourth on my right arm
No matter how hard I tried
I failed to fight back
I layed on my bed
Like a tortured prisoner in the darkness
Waiting for it all to end
To no avail
Their assaults continued
Until I gave in to my unconsciousness
It was a long and tiring day
Laying on my bed
Lights off
Drifting into sleep
And they came into my room
Stealthly, timidly but excitedly
Their adrenaline level at its all time high
Abruptly
Their assaults began
The first hit was on my forehead
Followed by the second hit on my left thigh
I felt the pains
But they were too good to be seen
Third hit was on my right shoulder blade
Fourth on my right arm
No matter how hard I tried
I failed to fight back
I layed on my bed
Like a tortured prisoner in the darkness
Waiting for it all to end
To no avail
Their assaults continued
Until I gave in to my unconsciousness
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Touched...Yeah Yeah Yeah
Just a short note...Moi was touched finally this afternoon!!!
Coffee is Tres Magnifique! C'est Bon!
I want more coffee!!!
Coffee is Tres Magnifique! C'est Bon!
I want more coffee!!!
Monday, July 13, 2009
Untouched...Epilogue
See you breath you I want to be you
Alalala Lalalala
You can take take take take take time time
To live live the way you gatta gotta live your life
Gimme gimme gimme all of you you
Don't be scared
I see you through the loneliness of one more more more
Don't even think about what's right or wrong , wrong or right
Cos in the end it's only you and me and no one else is gonna be around
To answer all the questions left behind
And you and I are meant to be
So even id the world falls down today
You still got me to hold you up up
And I will never let you down down
I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy since the moment I met you
Untouched untouched untouched
Alalala Lalalala
You can take take take take take time time
To live live the way you gatta gotta live your life
Gimme gimme gimme all of you you
Don't be scared
I see you through the loneliness of one more more more
Don't even think about what's right or wrong , wrong or right
Cos in the end it's only you and me and no one else is gonna be around
To answer all the questions left behind
And you and I are meant to be
So even id the world falls down today
You still got me to hold you up up
And I will never let you down down
I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy since the moment I met you
Untouched untouched untouched
Untouched...And I Need You So Much
I go uuh uuh you go aah aah
Lalalala Alalala
I can't
Lalalalalalala
I wanna wanna wanna get get get what I want
Don't stop
Gimme gimme gimme what you got got
Cos I can wait wait wait any more more more more
Don't even talk about the consequence
Cos right now you're the only thing that's making any sense to me
And I don't give a damn what they say what they think think
Cos you're the only one who's on my mind
I'll never ever let you leave me
I'll try to stop time forever
I never wanna hear you say good bye bye bye bye
I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy from the moment I meet you
Untouched
And I need you so much
Lalalala Alalala
I can't
Lalalalalalala
I wanna wanna wanna get get get what I want
Don't stop
Gimme gimme gimme what you got got
Cos I can wait wait wait any more more more more
Don't even talk about the consequence
Cos right now you're the only thing that's making any sense to me
And I don't give a damn what they say what they think think
Cos you're the only one who's on my mind
I'll never ever let you leave me
I'll try to stop time forever
I never wanna hear you say good bye bye bye bye
I feel so untouched
And I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
I feel so untouched right now
Need you so much somehow
I can't forget you
I've gone crazy from the moment I meet you
Untouched
And I need you so much
Friday, July 10, 2009
PiX i TaKe #1
...CUTEY PUPPY...
...Laksa Laksa Laksa...
....Killer Gladiator Heels...
...The Dawn is Breaking...
...Cuddly Kitty...
...Foot Fetish...
...Seriously...SERIOUSLY...
...Roof Vienna...
...Le Pomme...
...Fallen Blossom...Easy Breezy
Waking up late in the evening
Feeling hot and sweaty
The electricity was off
Walking to the main power point
Turning on again the main switch
Lights and wind followed
Easy breezy
Going back to sleep now
I need my 18-hour sleep
Seriously...
Feeling hot and sweaty
The electricity was off
Walking to the main power point
Turning on again the main switch
Lights and wind followed
Easy breezy
Going back to sleep now
I need my 18-hour sleep
Seriously...
Fiction/Imagination
He woke up...feeling tired and sleepy...last night was another sleepless night
He looked into the mirror...feeling funny and weird...his hair were messy but cute
He cleaned up...feeling the cold shower...uncontolled shivers ran wild on his body
He dressed up...feeling slightly better...at least he looked smart and preppy now
He ate...feeling the cold but tasty pizza...it was from the fridge from last night
He locked his door...feeling secured...starting his walk to work
He sat down...feeling mundane but determined...the datelines have to be met
He ate again...feeling re-energized and chatty...lunch with friends are always fun
He continued...feeling slight soreness of his eyes...now staring into the screen again
He drank...feeling a forced sense of alertness...caffeine is his saviour at work
He done something...feeling contented but bittersweet...still got a lot to do
He went home...feeling tired and lazy...looking even more tired and lazy
He arrived...feeling warm and cosy...abeit the solitary in his home
He cleaned up again...feeling the hot shower...intoxicated in the warm steams
He cooked and ate again...feeling great...the new recipe worked out fine
He drank and read...feeling excited...by the combination of wine and his favorite book right now
He switched off the light...feeling slightly imbalanced in the dark...too much wine while reading
He climbed to bed...feeling exhausted but happy...feeling the warmth of the person beside him
He looked into the mirror...feeling funny and weird...his hair were messy but cute
He cleaned up...feeling the cold shower...uncontolled shivers ran wild on his body
He dressed up...feeling slightly better...at least he looked smart and preppy now
He ate...feeling the cold but tasty pizza...it was from the fridge from last night
He locked his door...feeling secured...starting his walk to work
He sat down...feeling mundane but determined...the datelines have to be met
He ate again...feeling re-energized and chatty...lunch with friends are always fun
He continued...feeling slight soreness of his eyes...now staring into the screen again
He drank...feeling a forced sense of alertness...caffeine is his saviour at work
He done something...feeling contented but bittersweet...still got a lot to do
He went home...feeling tired and lazy...looking even more tired and lazy
He arrived...feeling warm and cosy...abeit the solitary in his home
He cleaned up again...feeling the hot shower...intoxicated in the warm steams
He cooked and ate again...feeling great...the new recipe worked out fine
He drank and read...feeling excited...by the combination of wine and his favorite book right now
He switched off the light...feeling slightly imbalanced in the dark...too much wine while reading
He climbed to bed...feeling exhausted but happy...feeling the warmth of the person beside him
Saturday, July 4, 2009
BAd ChiNeSe...
Ok. I'm turning into a bad Chinese. FYI, I'm not being racist but do you know that Chinese pride ourselves in our super-duper-awesomely superior Mathematics skills? We invented the 'Xuan Pan' and we are super-duper-awesomely meticulous when it come to money-matters. For us, there's always a very crystal clear line that separate family, friendship, and whatever-relationship with MONEY! We tend to be very formal, or rather cold and calculative when it comes to money...We try to not owe anybody money, we make damn sure that NOBODY owes us money... Money is like our energeons...
Points of Being Good Chinese
1) I took less than 60 seconds to calculate how much everybody had to pay me for group dinner/lunch or in sharing birthday/wedding gifts. Condition: The receipts must be preserved for the smoothness of my calculation flow and as proof.
2) I always take receipts whenever I get something. Anything without receipt, I won't get it or I would get it somewhere which is able to issue me receipt.
3) I have successfully helped my friends a gazillion times in getting back their money from their IOUs.
4) I was educated by my parents and my Chinese friends that Subtlety and Formality is the best tools to get money when Punctuality failed.
5) I'm a calculative person when I'm getting stuffs i.e. I have to plan my shopping list -> do market survey and pricing comparision -> filter my shopping list through the necessity and frequency of usage scanners that I was born with in my brain (just like any other Chinese) -> and then only I will do my shopping.
6) I keep tab on my daily expenditure. What I eat (since I have a super-massive blackhole in my stomach), What I get, What I share, What I pay for, etc. This is to ensure that I'm will not exceed my daily expenditure.
7) I pride myself for the Absolutely Awesome management of the clarity and structure of my Absolutely Awesome records and memory regarding money.
So having said the above, why am I turning into a bad Chinese?
Point 5 and 6 were broken this week when I went to Alamanda Shopping Mall...
By a pair of Awesome Espirit shirt, on sale with 50% discount. I tried it (was kidding myself that "Feeling the shirt is an essential part of me doing my Market Survey), it felt Awesome on my skin. And most importantly, I looked damn HOT and SEXY with it on me. Hence I bought it there and then...
I think Point 7 was automatically broken too since Point 5 and 6 were broken...
But, it's OK! The shirt was on 50% discount. And I looked damn HOT and SEXY with it on me.
Points of Being Good Chinese
1) I took less than 60 seconds to calculate how much everybody had to pay me for group dinner/lunch or in sharing birthday/wedding gifts. Condition: The receipts must be preserved for the smoothness of my calculation flow and as proof.
2) I always take receipts whenever I get something. Anything without receipt, I won't get it or I would get it somewhere which is able to issue me receipt.
3) I have successfully helped my friends a gazillion times in getting back their money from their IOUs.
4) I was educated by my parents and my Chinese friends that Subtlety and Formality is the best tools to get money when Punctuality failed.
5) I'm a calculative person when I'm getting stuffs i.e. I have to plan my shopping list -> do market survey and pricing comparision -> filter my shopping list through the necessity and frequency of usage scanners that I was born with in my brain (just like any other Chinese) -> and then only I will do my shopping.
6) I keep tab on my daily expenditure. What I eat (since I have a super-massive blackhole in my stomach), What I get, What I share, What I pay for, etc. This is to ensure that I'm will not exceed my daily expenditure.
7) I pride myself for the Absolutely Awesome management of the clarity and structure of my Absolutely Awesome records and memory regarding money.
So having said the above, why am I turning into a bad Chinese?
Point 5 and 6 were broken this week when I went to Alamanda Shopping Mall...
By a pair of Awesome Espirit shirt, on sale with 50% discount. I tried it (was kidding myself that "Feeling the shirt is an essential part of me doing my Market Survey), it felt Awesome on my skin. And most importantly, I looked damn HOT and SEXY with it on me. Hence I bought it there and then...
I think Point 7 was automatically broken too since Point 5 and 6 were broken...
But, it's OK! The shirt was on 50% discount. And I looked damn HOT and SEXY with it on me.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Inside Joke
I'm afraid of children
They like me
I'm scared of women over 35
They wink a me
I'm terrified of St Jays
They chase me
I'm tired of my Awesome-ness
But I still adore me
They like me
I'm scared of women over 35
They wink a me
I'm terrified of St Jays
They chase me
I'm tired of my Awesome-ness
But I still adore me
Crush.Crash.Catching Up.Clubbing.Cinema
I had just found my latest crush!!!
French, Hot, Gorgeous, Edgy, and Absolutely Undeniably the Sexiest Human Alive! Did I mentioned about the French and Hot parts? Yes I did but, STILL!!!
But we are so far away from each other. One living in Paris, France and the other (Moi, of course!) living here in Malaysia. So I think I will have to put my crush aside for now...
I'm quite sleepy now but I don't wanna sleep cos it's Friday Night! But I should cos I need my extra sleeping hours during every weekend to keep myself awake on the coming week. So much for me and my obsession with sleeping at least 12 hours a day... I bet I will crash onto my bed in a short while...
The other day I went out with my super-cool and super-hot and newly single course-mates for dinner. We catched up with each others and then we decided that we need to go clubbing together. This has been a thing that we planned to do since our first year in university. But we are all pretty much clueless about clubbing. Like the seriously, helplessly clueless until we will definitely get trick by perverts in the club kind of clueless.
So, one of us, who is slightly more experienced (ex-club hopper) suggested that we go to Lounge or Pub or Bar for drinks first to get used to the scene, aka getting our Pubbing Diploma first before graduating to Clubbing. So, we will go to either SkyBar or Qualtro.
Since all my course-mates are suddenly single, I decided to play match-maker to them. I'm planning to introduce my ex-housemate to them. He's super-cool, super-hot, super-steady and super-awesome. So I hope that good things will happen to my course-mates because they really deserve Happiness in the Love and Relationship department. Seriously!
FYI, I'm gearing up to watch Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen! Bet it's going to Kick-Ass and AWESOME!
French, Hot, Gorgeous, Edgy, and Absolutely Undeniably the Sexiest Human Alive! Did I mentioned about the French and Hot parts? Yes I did but, STILL!!!
But we are so far away from each other. One living in Paris, France and the other (Moi, of course!) living here in Malaysia. So I think I will have to put my crush aside for now...
I'm quite sleepy now but I don't wanna sleep cos it's Friday Night! But I should cos I need my extra sleeping hours during every weekend to keep myself awake on the coming week. So much for me and my obsession with sleeping at least 12 hours a day... I bet I will crash onto my bed in a short while...
The other day I went out with my super-cool and super-hot and newly single course-mates for dinner. We catched up with each others and then we decided that we need to go clubbing together. This has been a thing that we planned to do since our first year in university. But we are all pretty much clueless about clubbing. Like the seriously, helplessly clueless until we will definitely get trick by perverts in the club kind of clueless.
So, one of us, who is slightly more experienced (ex-club hopper) suggested that we go to Lounge or Pub or Bar for drinks first to get used to the scene, aka getting our Pubbing Diploma first before graduating to Clubbing. So, we will go to either SkyBar or Qualtro.
Since all my course-mates are suddenly single, I decided to play match-maker to them. I'm planning to introduce my ex-housemate to them. He's super-cool, super-hot, super-steady and super-awesome. So I hope that good things will happen to my course-mates because they really deserve Happiness in the Love and Relationship department. Seriously!
FYI, I'm gearing up to watch Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen! Bet it's going to Kick-Ass and AWESOME!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Language Cocktailing and Malapropism
Lately i found myself to be mixing English, Malay, Mandarin, Teochew, French, Japanese, etc into a very 'deadly' and confusing cocktail of communicative offenses. It's not my fault, really! Because i am living in Malaysia and thus have friends from every etnicity. I can't help myself...
I was amazed at myself the other day when i went to the MAMAK stall for lunch...
Me: Aneh, i nak nasi goreng ayam, double...
Aneh: OK Leng cai! Duduk dulu. Minum?
Me: Tak nak, nak tapao nasi je..
Aneh: ???... Minum?
Me: Tak nak minum la aneh, nak tapao nasi.
Aneh went and talked to Aneh#2...
Aneh#2: Leng cai, kita takde jual air yang u mau la. Lain-lain air ada.
My brain: Wtf! i told you i want to tapao the goddamn fried rice! No Drink!
Me: Oh... Ok. I nak tapao air limau ais.
Aneh#2: Apa tu tapao?
My brain: Silly me, jumbling up the languages...
Me: Oh!! I nak bungkus nasi goreng ayam double dan air limau ais.
My brain: Bummer!!!
Besides that, I also misused and/or mispronouced some words, especially Malay words...
1. Bangsar Village - Kampung Bangsa
2. Pelat - Pekat
3. Hari - Hali and Kali
4. Rasa - Raseh
5. Mandat - Mantan
6. Pesawah - Pesawa
7. Facade - Visage
8. Beach - Bitch
9. Peach - Pitch
10. Apendicitis - Apenditis
Note-to-self: ALWAYS control you tongue movement when you speak and TRY not to jumble up your languages...
I was amazed at myself the other day when i went to the MAMAK stall for lunch...
Me: Aneh, i nak nasi goreng ayam, double...
Aneh: OK Leng cai! Duduk dulu. Minum?
Me: Tak nak, nak tapao nasi je..
Aneh: ???... Minum?
Me: Tak nak minum la aneh, nak tapao nasi.
Aneh went and talked to Aneh#2...
Aneh#2: Leng cai, kita takde jual air yang u mau la. Lain-lain air ada.
My brain: Wtf! i told you i want to tapao the goddamn fried rice! No Drink!
Me: Oh... Ok. I nak tapao air limau ais.
Aneh#2: Apa tu tapao?
My brain: Silly me, jumbling up the languages...
Me: Oh!! I nak bungkus nasi goreng ayam double dan air limau ais.
My brain: Bummer!!!
Besides that, I also misused and/or mispronouced some words, especially Malay words...
1. Bangsar Village - Kampung Bangsa
2. Pelat - Pekat
3. Hari - Hali and Kali
4. Rasa - Raseh
5. Mandat - Mantan
6. Pesawah - Pesawa
7. Facade - Visage
8. Beach - Bitch
9. Peach - Pitch
10. Apendicitis - Apenditis
Note-to-self: ALWAYS control you tongue movement when you speak and TRY not to jumble up your languages...
Monday, June 22, 2009
Thanks a bunch Kevin...And other stuffs
Thank you for talking me out of my quest to grow more hair.
Thank you for telling me that all my methods to grow more hair were wrong and would not work.
Thank you for showing me the link to get Midnight Sun partial draft.
Thank you for helping me to persuade my dad to stop smoking via COPD.
Currently, I'm torn.
I'm not sure what I want to do after completing M.A. Should I start working or continue with PhD?
I'm not sure whether I should start chain-dating or stay single, with so many 'flies' flying around me.
I'm not sure about my stomach aka the black hole/bottomless pit that can't seem to be full eventhough I pour 1 tone of foods in it on an hourly basis. I'm going bankcrupt trying to satiated my hunger.
I'm not sure whether I want to sleep or read my mags or watch the TV or surf the Internet. How can house-keeping gets so boring?
Good things that i wish will come sooner...
Getting my RA allowance to help funding my stomach.
Getting more time to paint.
Getting more movies and musics from my friends.
Getting less or no 'flies' around me.
Getting to go home to my mom, dad, grandma, aunties, uncles, cousins.
Getting to eat Home-cooked meals...
Thank you for telling me that all my methods to grow more hair were wrong and would not work.
Thank you for showing me the link to get Midnight Sun partial draft.
Thank you for helping me to persuade my dad to stop smoking via COPD.
Currently, I'm torn.
I'm not sure what I want to do after completing M.A. Should I start working or continue with PhD?
I'm not sure whether I should start chain-dating or stay single, with so many 'flies' flying around me.
I'm not sure about my stomach aka the black hole/bottomless pit that can't seem to be full eventhough I pour 1 tone of foods in it on an hourly basis. I'm going bankcrupt trying to satiated my hunger.
I'm not sure whether I want to sleep or read my mags or watch the TV or surf the Internet. How can house-keeping gets so boring?
Good things that i wish will come sooner...
Getting my RA allowance to help funding my stomach.
Getting more time to paint.
Getting more movies and musics from my friends.
Getting less or no 'flies' around me.
Getting to go home to my mom, dad, grandma, aunties, uncles, cousins.
Getting to eat Home-cooked meals...
The Sex Issue - Clueless Carlos
I was in the middle of my Gossip Girl/Ugly Betty/Grey's Anatomy reruns...
Then I realized all of the shows have elements of sex in every episode...
Gossip Girl...
Chuck Bass was invited to a high-end sex party.
Dan Humprey was doing the new teacher named Rachel.
Ugly Betty...
Amanda was evicted from her apartment so she stayed at MODE and constantly flashed herself to the security guard via the CCTV. Amanda was later caught smooching Betty's crush aka Justin.
Grey's Anatomy...
Derek and Meredith just woke up from their non-marriage sex in the living room of Mer's house. Nuff said.
After seeing this, I was reminded of my friend, Clueless Carlos.(FYI, I'm not disgusted with the sex in the shows but I didn't really like them sexing each and every episode with kinky sex too.)
Carlos is a very naive but interesting character. He is one of those person who stare at you with wide-eyes and them proceed to ask the meanings of sexual terms. This is because he was raised in a highly orthodox non-sexual family so he only got all the sexual knowledge after leaving home.
Examples...
There's this one time when we talked about Threesome, Carlos actually thought that we were talking about having sex on top of the tree. He proceed to think that Foursome is having sex with flour and Gang Bang was misintepreted as Continuous Big Bangs happening simultaneously in the galaxy...
And then there's this one time when one of his kinky, imaginative female friends asked whether he watched girl-on-girl sex before. His reply was, and I quote "I know that you're kidding me so stop it. Girl-on-girl sex is just the product of your overly creative imagination!"
So the moral of Carlos' story (besides the fact that pre-marital sex is a No-No and even if you want to do it, you should practise Safe Sex so that you won't get STDs) is that sexual education is a constant and never-ending learning process. So, embrace and learn...
Then I realized all of the shows have elements of sex in every episode...
Gossip Girl...
Chuck Bass was invited to a high-end sex party.
Dan Humprey was doing the new teacher named Rachel.
Ugly Betty...
Amanda was evicted from her apartment so she stayed at MODE and constantly flashed herself to the security guard via the CCTV. Amanda was later caught smooching Betty's crush aka Justin.
Grey's Anatomy...
Derek and Meredith just woke up from their non-marriage sex in the living room of Mer's house. Nuff said.
After seeing this, I was reminded of my friend, Clueless Carlos.(FYI, I'm not disgusted with the sex in the shows but I didn't really like them sexing each and every episode with kinky sex too.)
Carlos is a very naive but interesting character. He is one of those person who stare at you with wide-eyes and them proceed to ask the meanings of sexual terms. This is because he was raised in a highly orthodox non-sexual family so he only got all the sexual knowledge after leaving home.
Examples...
There's this one time when we talked about Threesome, Carlos actually thought that we were talking about having sex on top of the tree. He proceed to think that Foursome is having sex with flour and Gang Bang was misintepreted as Continuous Big Bangs happening simultaneously in the galaxy...
And then there's this one time when one of his kinky, imaginative female friends asked whether he watched girl-on-girl sex before. His reply was, and I quote "I know that you're kidding me so stop it. Girl-on-girl sex is just the product of your overly creative imagination!"
So the moral of Carlos' story (besides the fact that pre-marital sex is a No-No and even if you want to do it, you should practise Safe Sex so that you won't get STDs) is that sexual education is a constant and never-ending learning process. So, embrace and learn...
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Vanity
Vanity - Looking at yourself in front of every mirror you come across
Vanity - Start your everyday in front of the mirror, praising your beautiful face and hot bod
Vanity - Take photos of yourself all the time
Vanity - Leave photos of yourself in all your friends cameras/cellphones (because your cellphone don't have any space left to store more photos)
Vanity - Self glorification to yourself and to the people around you
Vanity - Agree with others when they mention that you're attractive/good-looking/hot/smart
Vanity - Willing to suffer for Fashion (P/S: Beauty is Pain so Suck it Up and Embrace Beauty)
Vanity - Always strive to achieve a higher beautiful/good-looking level than where you are now
Vanity - Equate Self Confidence with Vanity
Vanity - Having a bunch of wannabes following you around because you're the King/Queen
Note: IF you have more than all the above symptoms, I'm pleased to be your friend and the pleasure and honor are all yours.
Vanity - Start your everyday in front of the mirror, praising your beautiful face and hot bod
Vanity - Take photos of yourself all the time
Vanity - Leave photos of yourself in all your friends cameras/cellphones (because your cellphone don't have any space left to store more photos)
Vanity - Self glorification to yourself and to the people around you
Vanity - Agree with others when they mention that you're attractive/good-looking/hot/smart
Vanity - Willing to suffer for Fashion (P/S: Beauty is Pain so Suck it Up and Embrace Beauty)
Vanity - Always strive to achieve a higher beautiful/good-looking level than where you are now
Vanity - Equate Self Confidence with Vanity
Vanity - Having a bunch of wannabes following you around because you're the King/Queen
Note: IF you have more than all the above symptoms, I'm pleased to be your friend and the pleasure and honor are all yours.
The 10 Notes to Myself
01. Be few steps ahead of the others. Give yourself the power to step over the others behind you.
02. Be prepared. Get ready to make your face thickers. Get ready to face Sudden Ambush by clueless, silly fake Napoleons.
03. Be Fearless! Bring out your guns and shoot the Napoleons down. Torture them first if you like before killing them.
04. Have a Motto to self. My current motto - You don't screw me. I don't screw you. You screw me. I kill you and torture you in hell.
05. Be patience when dealing with stupid bureaucracy/protocol. Patiently visit your targets every three days so that you either build a very good relationship with targets or you annoy them like crazy. Both lead to targets screwing bureaucracy/protocol and giving you what you want all the time.
06. Be smart. Don't waste your time dealing with small fries, go directly to the big boss.
07. Be efficient. Efficiency is the mother of proactivity, resourcefulness, intelligence, communication and charms.
08. Set your boundary. Don't be a himbo/bimbo in from of your supervisors. Be a Man, Do the right thing! Act cool and collected, dress smart and stylish.
09. Don't Procastinate! Do everything right now and then go have fun.
10. Enjoy your studies. Enjoy your works. Enjoy your student privileges. Enjoy your life!
02. Be prepared. Get ready to make your face thickers. Get ready to face Sudden Ambush by clueless, silly fake Napoleons.
03. Be Fearless! Bring out your guns and shoot the Napoleons down. Torture them first if you like before killing them.
04. Have a Motto to self. My current motto - You don't screw me. I don't screw you. You screw me. I kill you and torture you in hell.
05. Be patience when dealing with stupid bureaucracy/protocol. Patiently visit your targets every three days so that you either build a very good relationship with targets or you annoy them like crazy. Both lead to targets screwing bureaucracy/protocol and giving you what you want all the time.
06. Be smart. Don't waste your time dealing with small fries, go directly to the big boss.
07. Be efficient. Efficiency is the mother of proactivity, resourcefulness, intelligence, communication and charms.
08. Set your boundary. Don't be a himbo/bimbo in from of your supervisors. Be a Man, Do the right thing! Act cool and collected, dress smart and stylish.
09. Don't Procastinate! Do everything right now and then go have fun.
10. Enjoy your studies. Enjoy your works. Enjoy your student privileges. Enjoy your life!
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
For Jade...What I Like About You
I like the way your hair is messed up in the morning
They remind me of static forces
Just like the static forces that attract me to you
I like that you're comfortable in the way you are
You're cheerful, intelligent and happy-go-lucky
Just like fresh breeze in the park in a perfect spring morning
I like to listen to your voice
Husky, elegant, calm and sexy
Just like the sun shining on the summer seaside
I like you
Hope that you like me too
Just like friends and maybe lovers too
They remind me of static forces
Just like the static forces that attract me to you
I like that you're comfortable in the way you are
You're cheerful, intelligent and happy-go-lucky
Just like fresh breeze in the park in a perfect spring morning
I like to listen to your voice
Husky, elegant, calm and sexy
Just like the sun shining on the summer seaside
I like you
Hope that you like me too
Just like friends and maybe lovers too
Monday, June 15, 2009
PLEASE REDUCE YOUR GLUCOSE INTAKE!
Public Health Announcement:
One of my best buddies met his worst enemy yesterday and he nearly went into a coma.
Meet 'Diabetes Mellitus', commonly known as Diabetes is a syndrom of disordered metabolism resulting in abnormally high blood sugar levels (hyperglycemia). Diabetes develops due to a diminished production of insulin or resistance to its effects. There's no cure for diabetes, and patients have to inject themselves with insulin on a constant basis because insulin is digestible by enzymes in saliva.
How do you get Diabetes? Well you either inherited it in your genes (Suddenly I feel like supporting stem cells research in gene-modifications and manipulations), or you get it due to your unhealthy diet (all our favorite foods and drinks-especially Coke, Rice, and Sugar contain high level of glucose).
We can't do nothing about our genes right now so we need to suck it up and control it but we can maintain a healthier lifestyle by not having constant sugar-overload. Sugar-overload will cause our pancreatic cells burdens in creating insulin (which tells our bodies that we have had enough foods) until they are not functioning anymore. And this in turn will cause our bloods to have excessive sugar hike (this is very bad, simply put). Imagine your body having to constantly experience this sad scenarios...
If i'm one of your pancreatic cells, I'm so not going to be happy and i'm so going to have a strike (just like the Frenchs). If i'm you i'm so so going to worry about me and my fragile little life here on planet earth. SO, EAT HEALTHY! REDUCE YOUR GLUCOSE INTAKE! SERIOUSLY!
Note-to-self: Drinks at least 2L of water daily. Ban carbonated drinks and sugar.
One of my best buddies met his worst enemy yesterday and he nearly went into a coma.
Meet 'Diabetes Mellitus', commonly known as Diabetes is a syndrom of disordered metabolism resulting in abnormally high blood sugar levels (hyperglycemia). Diabetes develops due to a diminished production of insulin or resistance to its effects. There's no cure for diabetes, and patients have to inject themselves with insulin on a constant basis because insulin is digestible by enzymes in saliva.
How do you get Diabetes? Well you either inherited it in your genes (Suddenly I feel like supporting stem cells research in gene-modifications and manipulations), or you get it due to your unhealthy diet (all our favorite foods and drinks-especially Coke, Rice, and Sugar contain high level of glucose).
We can't do nothing about our genes right now so we need to suck it up and control it but we can maintain a healthier lifestyle by not having constant sugar-overload. Sugar-overload will cause our pancreatic cells burdens in creating insulin (which tells our bodies that we have had enough foods) until they are not functioning anymore. And this in turn will cause our bloods to have excessive sugar hike (this is very bad, simply put). Imagine your body having to constantly experience this sad scenarios...
If i'm one of your pancreatic cells, I'm so not going to be happy and i'm so going to have a strike (just like the Frenchs). If i'm you i'm so so going to worry about me and my fragile little life here on planet earth. SO, EAT HEALTHY! REDUCE YOUR GLUCOSE INTAKE! SERIOUSLY!
Note-to-self: Drinks at least 2L of water daily. Ban carbonated drinks and sugar.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
To CherLinn... And Other Stuffs
Cher Linn must be so so so Happy right now. After pestering me for eons... i finally gave in and start blogging. Give you trophy! Hope you have a great 1st day at work! Go Fearless! Cherlinn!
I'm doing some self-intro since this is THE 1st blog post! I'm Jerry. I'm so full of myself most of the time (P/S: Thank you all for having the patience to be my friends and kudos to all for having the resilience of cacti to withstand my obsessive compulsiveness and narcissism... Give you trophies!)
Now I'm doing my awesomely free (due to my highly-praised efficiency and superbly admired intelligence... Give me trophy.) Master Degree in Sociology/Philosophy in a [...fill in the blank...] university in Malaysia.
I'm totally into watching dramas and movies (you'll learn a lot from TVs and movies, seriously), reading fictional novels (Neil Gaiman's my favorite!), sleeping and reading anything French.
I'm not a BIG fan of gossiping or destroying people who pissed me off...But unfortunately i'm very good at doing so... I'm such a sadist!
Recently we went to Lang Tengah island and we had fun!!! I saw like a school of sharks while snorkeling and I totally dig the foods they served us there. But there's always "BUT" in a happy vacation-The Resort that we stayed in sucked in their hospitality service and maintenance! BIG TIME! They didn't inform us about the time of our second snorkeling trip and on the day before we left, the whole of our wing suddenly... suddenly had not even a drop of water... Because somebody forgot to turn on the water generator... Seriously? Seriously?!
As for the past weekend, I was feeling very very excruciatingly boring because I was house-keeping for one of my friends. Hence, i utilized the awesome internet connection speed at his house to watch Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy and (God-Forbid!) Hannah Montana the movie... Yes! I'm lame... And Yes! I should grow up... But seriously! Hannah Montana was AWESOME!!! Sorry Elle and sorry Kevin that I watched it without you guys but i seriously don't mind watching it with y'all again and again...
I'm so in love with Taylor Swift and sMiley Cyrus now. I'm now learning to sing Fearless, Crazier, You Belong to Me, The Climb, The Hoedown Throwdown, Best of Both Worlds and Rockstar...
I'm in the process of completing a Social Perception Study survey so anyone who want to help me out is so welcome!
Bimbo's Dilemma of the Day: Who should be my wallpaper? Taylor or Miley?
I'm doing some self-intro since this is THE 1st blog post! I'm Jerry. I'm so full of myself most of the time (P/S: Thank you all for having the patience to be my friends and kudos to all for having the resilience of cacti to withstand my obsessive compulsiveness and narcissism... Give you trophies!)
Now I'm doing my awesomely free (due to my highly-praised efficiency and superbly admired intelligence... Give me trophy.) Master Degree in Sociology/Philosophy in a [...fill in the blank...] university in Malaysia.
I'm totally into watching dramas and movies (you'll learn a lot from TVs and movies, seriously), reading fictional novels (Neil Gaiman's my favorite!), sleeping and reading anything French.
I'm not a BIG fan of gossiping or destroying people who pissed me off...But unfortunately i'm very good at doing so... I'm such a sadist!
Recently we went to Lang Tengah island and we had fun!!! I saw like a school of sharks while snorkeling and I totally dig the foods they served us there. But there's always "BUT" in a happy vacation-The Resort that we stayed in sucked in their hospitality service and maintenance! BIG TIME! They didn't inform us about the time of our second snorkeling trip and on the day before we left, the whole of our wing suddenly... suddenly had not even a drop of water... Because somebody forgot to turn on the water generator... Seriously? Seriously?!
As for the past weekend, I was feeling very very excruciatingly boring because I was house-keeping for one of my friends. Hence, i utilized the awesome internet connection speed at his house to watch Ugly Betty and Grey's Anatomy and (God-Forbid!) Hannah Montana the movie... Yes! I'm lame... And Yes! I should grow up... But seriously! Hannah Montana was AWESOME!!! Sorry Elle and sorry Kevin that I watched it without you guys but i seriously don't mind watching it with y'all again and again...
I'm so in love with Taylor Swift and sMiley Cyrus now. I'm now learning to sing Fearless, Crazier, You Belong to Me, The Climb, The Hoedown Throwdown, Best of Both Worlds and Rockstar...
I'm in the process of completing a Social Perception Study survey so anyone who want to help me out is so welcome!
Bimbo's Dilemma of the Day: Who should be my wallpaper? Taylor or Miley?
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